Okay I admit it...
- Thread starter texas blues
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Here ya' go foo!
Damn 'thang is like a frickin' spacemobile.
Diamond in the back.
Sunroof top.
She scratches my 150 with that and I'ma be pissed!
I ain't gonna' be drivin' that little tonka truck.
That's her 'thang.
I can't even figure out how to open the damn door.
She won't even go to the store with me in my 150.
Like she doesn't want to be seen with me in my Ford with the manual roll down windows n' sheeit.
And that stretch of road south of Austin, the new tollway, is shweeeeeet! I drove on it just after it opened when I was down in Austin this summer.
At that time it was posted for 80 mph.
Plenty fast for me.
I drive like old people having sex.
Slow and sloppy.
That's her 'thang.
I can't even figure out how to open the damn door.
She won't even go to the store with me in my 150.
Like she doesn't want to be seen with me in my Ford with the manual roll down windows n' sheeit.
And that stretch of road south of Austin, the new tollway, is shweeeeeet! I drove on it just after it opened when I was down in Austin this summer.
At that time it was posted for 80 mph.
Plenty fast for me.
I drive like old people having sex.
Slow and sloppy.
Congratulate Mrs. Blues for me.
I am very happy to see the SRX in your driveway.
Way better than that gott damm Suburban thing with Escalade emblems on it.
Escalade is not a Caddy. The SRX is 10 times the vehicle.
If you ever find yourself the opportunity to grab some of those gears on a windy road...
Do yourself a favor and drive it. HARD. No worries either because it has like, 11 airbags.
hahahahahahahaha Jay
RIP Chris Farley!
I am very happy to see the SRX in your driveway.
Way better than that gott damm Suburban thing with Escalade emblems on it.
Escalade is not a Caddy. The SRX is 10 times the vehicle.
If you ever find yourself the opportunity to grab some of those gears on a windy road...
Do yourself a favor and drive it. HARD. No worries either because it has like, 11 airbags.
hahahahahahahaha Jay
RIP Chris Farley!
11 airbags and I sheeit you not.....
10 Bose speakers.
TEN!
Hell even the cup holder has its own airbag.
10 Bose speakers.
TEN!
Hell even the cup holder has its own airbag.
I feel your pain.
The one and only time mrs. blues drove my truck was the day she picked it up for me and drove it from the dealer.
The very next day, before I even drove it, I noticed the first ding in the door.
She had opened the door to her vehicle and swacked mine.
Women.
i dont let my wife near my 350! but she drives the 150 now,but before she did she had several little cars. some how paint from everyone of her cars ended up on the doors and mirrors of the 150? she even wrecked it about 3 months ago,it was tho other peoples fault but still.she has spilled 10 gallons of coffee in every car she has owned including the 150. there are very strict rules when we travel in the 350,lol.
FIFY
salsalady
eXtreme Business
Here ya' go foo!
Damn 'thang is like a frickin' spacemobile.
Diamond in the back.
Sunroof top.
She scratches my 150 with that and I'ma be pissed!
That's a Prius, Right? I hear they get good gas mileage.
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Aint no GOTT DAMM Prius with this on the front SL.
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Prius.
: spits on the ground :
They sell those at this link.
http://www.thescooterstoreonline.com/?code=INT119EECC&p=8005988995&LID=66212112
: spits on the ground :
They sell those at this link.
http://www.thescooterstoreonline.com/?code=INT119EECC&p=8005988995&LID=66212112