I would say "Holy christ almighty holding poop on a stick" but that however would not even come near to what i experienced whilst consuming those god forsaken wings
Great fun was had by all and i must commend Stillmanz and his lovely wife for a great event, the amount of effort that went into it was outstanding.
A quick head count revealed 250 spectators but i would imagine that there were a whole lot more people there, the place was packed.
Watching Stillz pour an entire bottle of Quadrophonic onto each contestants three big fat chicken wings was a sight to behold. Then we had to eat them, this was round one.
The look of pain on the majority of contestants faces certainly was encouraging but the fact was that local contender Mick (not to be confused with Stillz) already had it in the bag, that bloke can scoff food down at an awesome rate and it was only during the break before round two that he informed me that he was well versed in eating mass quantities of food, does it for fun he says!
By round two i think my tounge was dead as i couldn't detect a noticable amount of increase in heat when the even hotter "Quadraphenic" sauce was applied to two wings then topped with another bottle of Quadrophonic.
I sit here now drinking bourbon and burping up the taste of Stillmanz sauce
I was even lucky enough to "obtain" a bottle to put on my shelf back at home and tell everyone how good it is, i'll be buggered if i am going to let them try it, have to do the contest for that!!
@Moyboy, i got you a nice Quadrophonic stubbie cooler-you owe me ten bucks.
Bwahahahahha.
Nova out.....................