food pimp my cheap a$$ pizza

Ha ha this last gif is wonderful!!! :rofl:
Anyway...
 
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Starting thing: cheap a$$ pizza margheita + speck and some random cheese (suppose Asiago)
then:
more Asiago, Masdamer cheese and a calabrese pepper
after cooking:
some fire evo oil (done with 7pod, trinidad scorpion, calabrese peppers, mad dog silver)
then....
Some random pasta! I Just grabbed while i could and put above!
 
Pasta itself deserves a chronicle:
Spaghettini + ragù.  Ragù was too little so some peppers cured with anchovies and capers were added. Then pepper/anchovies puree. Then anchovies, capers, and fire oil...
 
Pretty lol...
 
Poor Essegi, his cheap a$$ pizza is an artisan margherita... and pimping it is with the finest Italian speck and pasta with some random asiago... poor Essegi.  :lol:
 
Yeah, spaghetti on pizza is pretty nonsense! :D
 
The Hot Pepper said:
Poor Essegi, his cheap a$$ pizza is an artisan margherita... and pimping it is with the finest Italian speck and pasta with some random asiago... poor Essegi.  :lol:
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No no no, this is an authentic, true and original cheap a$$ ™ ! :D Industrial made, bundled with speck and random asiago! Not the worst quality, nor the best. My parents bought a couple cause were on sale (in general i prefer to avoid that... I'm a tightass with money, but for pizza i prefer to spend more on pizzeria than to buy at market)... Only things house made (and not by me) were peppers and ragù. :P
 
No way, spaghetti pizza, is the BOMB DIGGITY, spaghetti bolagnaise, pizza, put together, god damn.......
 
Ha ha lol i didn't knew bomb diggity expression, thanks for that (and thanks to urban dictionary :D)!
 
Anyway i just transformed this:
 
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into this:
 
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I must say that these are cheap a$$, but not of the cheapest kind... Not from a big, large industry at least. And not frozen. They're rather fresh and preserved in fridge. Well, i put it in freezer btw...
One local market make something similar even fresher and they're good on its own...
 
Btw, from a large scale manufactuer there are sold "Big Americans" that i like:
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Not bad at all, they cook good in crisp microwave too...
 
Ingredients:
 
2 Delissio Pizzas
Chicken Sausage
Green Bell Pepper
Mushrooms
Onions
Olives
Pineapple
Serrano Peppers
Smoked Gouda Cheese
Havarti Jalapeno Cheese
Blue Cheese
Seasoning Mix (Italian Seasoning Mix, Oregano, Fennel, Garlic Powder, Salt, Pepper)
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
Got 2 bottles of Pure Evil to spice things up.
 
 
this thread has laid un-pimped for too long.
 
i give you a 50 cent frozen puck of a pizza. they come 4 for $2.00. i added some chicken,bbq sauce,sic mix powder,sriracha and lots of cheddar cheese.
 
 
 
 
 
Dang Siccy!
 
Thats one crappy pimpin' pizza pic.
 
By that I reckon your kitchen could be hit by a 10 megaton warhead.
 
And cause about $27.50 in damage.
 
HigherThisHeat said:
Consider that pizza pimped... You just increased it's value to AT LEAST 63 cents a pie. Well done
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texas blues said:
Dang Siccy!
 
Thats one crappy pimpin' pizza pic.
 
By that I reckon your kitchen could be hit by a 10 megaton warhead.
 
And cause about $27.50 in damage.
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:rofl:  :rofl:
 
 
 
my boy is here for the month and teenage boys are bottomless pits. we stocked up on these pizzas. Lady Sic is working this evening so  tonights menu is all you can eat pizza and mountain dew.
 
 
beam for me ;)
by the way i think that pimped pizza is worth $1.34 for sure :rofl:
 
TB! Calling food crappy in the non-Crappy thread... shame on you!
 
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