food pimp my cheap a$$ pizza

I'd taco-fold that and sicman the hell out of it!
 
The Hot Pepper said:
I'd taco-fold that and sicman the hell out of it!
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Ive had a few of those nights.
 
 
Scoville DeVille said:
That is a Pimped Totinos! I know because that is my guiltiest of guilty pleasures. Totino's, on sale sometimes for 2 / $2.99. :rofl:
 
Shit has the perfect cracker crust and kick's DiGiorno in the balls!
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They only like a buck thirty here with no sale. You getting screwed man :rofl:
 
They just jacked the price up here because hipsters find it ironic to pimp frozen pizzas with caviar and truffles and shizz. Now they have it in hipster bars, and they can choose their "pimpings." No joke.
 
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The pizza is free, and they choose like $5-10 pimpings. They sometimes end up with a $30 frozen pizza LOL!
 
sicman you started a hipster revolution. Who knew?
 
?   You have got to be joking,Fucting hipsters.
 
 
 
Scoville DeVille said:
 
That's cuz they are WAAAAY more popular near you. :rofl:
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They have always been popular where ever I live. You think you have a "guility pleasure?"  There was a time in my life where there was nothing but beer and totinos in my fridge and it was packed. 
 
 But ya I get your joke ;) LOL
 
 
For all you meat haters.  Three fists of cheese thrown with anger onto this canvas. Lots of Louisianna under and some Sriracha on top.

 
 
Nice!
 
No, no joke. There's beluga caviar and kobe if you want to make $100 frozen pizza at some of these places. Because it's so kitschy and ironic and stupid hipsters love the whole concept. They have toaster ovens behind the bar and you watch them open the cheap box and everything. They find the whole process fascinating and dare each other to out-pimp! :lol:
 
I think you started it bro! Some hipster here is hiding... who is it????
 
The Hot Pepper said:
Nice!
 
No, no joke. There's beluga caviar and kobe if you want to make $100 frozen pizza at some of these places. Because it's so kitschy and ironic and stupid hipsters love the whole concept. They have toaster ovens behind the bar and you watch them open the cheap box and everything. They find the whole process fascinating and dare each other to out-pimp! :lol:
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in fairness, this is made possible by the advances in ingredients and packaging for frozen food in the past 5 yrs, which made it possible to have a decent crust from a frozen pizza ...
 
i'm sure there's interesting yeast engineering at play ... i think digiorno led the way, or at least was the first to spend the ad/mkt budget to make it known ...
 
some folks like novelty, and i can totally dig that ... sometimes ...
The Hot Pepper said:
I think you started it bro! Some hipster here is hiding... who is it????
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i fail the skinny jeans and pbr test ...
 
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I knew it was Grant!

And they use the cheap cheap cheap pizza that's the ironic part of the recipe, they don't want any dough technologies lol. Then it wouldn't be cool.
 
grantmichaels said:
 
in fairness, this is made possible by the advances in ingredients and packaging for frozen food in the past 5 yrs, which made it possible to have a decent crust from a frozen pizza ...
 
i'm sure there's interesting yeast engineering at play ... i think digiorno led the way, or at least was the first to spend the ad/mkt budget to make it known ...
 
 
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What in the world are you talking about and digiorno is crap compared to totinos :rofl: I like my cheap pizza slezzey only hipsters parents buy digiorno :rofl:
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Caviar and truffles on a Tombstone or Red Baron?  That's all cray cray man...
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Oh snizzey snap. Ive ate my share of Tombstone. They kinda out of my budget these days,lol.
 
Those Totino's are no longer like those old Totinos w/ the wet-corn-bread-like vibe going on ... are they? ::shudders::
 
I was pretty sure the patents for the encapsulated yeast were up and everyone was rocking the frozen pizza crusts that are par-baked but still rise again when baked finally in your oven? ...
 
Sic - I only said digiorno was the initial product w/ the patented rising crust, who paid for the r&d and ad/mkt ...
 
When I order pizza these days, I don't order pizza ... those hot sammie things Dominos has are ridiculously hot & tasty ... the Italian, in particular imho ...
 
That hot ciabata-like thing has crack-like curb appeal ...
 
I searched for an example lol here ya go:
 
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