pimp my cheap a$$ pizza

this thread is all about taking that cheap frozen pizza and making it into a master piece.

so ill break the cherry. wal-mart pizza,tomato,extra sharp cheeze,4 jalos,1 ghost,parm in a can,spinach,and homemade chili that has fresh scorps ,habs,jalos,ghost,and cayenne in it.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Because pimps don't break the law.

 

[SavinaRed]

Today was to cold and rainy so I was to lazy to fire up the pit, kamado or the brick pizza oven so I used my pizza stones on 2 shelves in my oven and put a CI pizza pan on each of them for a 1/2 hour and cranked the oven on convection to 550*. These pizzas only took between 7-8 minutes each to cook and I was pleased with the results and on top of that my kitchen was warm
 
There was another pizza I made but we ate it to fast and didn't get a pic
 
And these qualify as pimped pizza because they were in my oven in the kitchen, the dough and sauce came from Trader Joes, the olives, cheese and meat from Costco and the Rocotto Peppers from my garden
 
 

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

Boom !
 

 
 
looks tasty
 
 
 
 

 

[ShowMeDaSauce]

I dont have any atm but my favorite frozen pizza to "pimp" is the Bellatoria ultra thin crust Italian sausage pizza. Not the cheapest around but Costco sells them for around 3/$12. Really nice crust if cooked on a stone and they have a lot of bite from the spices.
 
I just add a little more cheese, a little pepperoni and very thin cut red onions.
 
On a side note, McCormicks quit selling one of my favorites. The "Pizza Grinder" they used to sell was awesome.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

Flaming Hot   Pizza for lunch 

Thanks for the sauce   @Pookie   
It's incredibly       
actually glad there was a reducer cap and i didn't pour it on heavy

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[t0mato]

Sicman.....you are a god.
 
I literally had no idea this thread even existed until just now.  

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Nice! Is that pineapple?

 

[SavinaRed]

Nice! Is that pineapple?

Yuk I never did get what people see in pineapple on a pizza and my son loves it lol. I don't care for anything sweet at all on a pizza. But hey different strokes for different folks.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

Nice! Is that pineapple?

Pineapple, Pepperoni    nomnom
 
#Pineapplegate
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Hell yeah sounds good to me!

 

[Scoville DeVille]

Dang. These pimped, cheap ass pizzas look better than anything I try to make from scratch!

Pineapple and hotsauce tho.... mmmmmmmmm

Nice GiP!

 

[Grass Snake]

I gets down with some pineapple on Pizza. I wouldn't necessarily order it myself but wouldn't hesitate to eat it..

 

[grantmichaels]

About once every two or three years I'll order a ham & pineapple pie ...

I kind of like it ... a little.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Get down with a white pie with teriyaki sauce, sauteed onion, and pineapple (ham optional) and no tomato sauce and you will rethink not liking pineapple on a pie.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I imagine black sesame seeds could come into play

 

[grantmichaels]

I get a white pie like that, with teriyaki chicken, hoisin sauce, garlic, broccoli, and sesame seeds ...

 

[The Hot Pepper]

ohhhhn nice combo

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

I get a white pie like that, with teriyaki chicken, hoisin sauce, garlic, broccoli, and sesame seeds ...

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  actually i just want to see this pie you describe because, ooh it sounds goood
Off to the Scoogling i go, looking for said Pie 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[grantmichaels]

Cosimo's Brick Oven

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

I get a white pie like that, with teriyaki chicken, hoisin sauce, garlic, broccoli, and sesame seeds ...

 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  actually i just want to see this pie you describe because, ooh it sounds goood
Off to the Scoogling i go, looking for said Pie 
 
 
 
 

closest i could find to your description on the ol google machine was this:

Just needs *pineapple and*     
 
 
 
yes i know i quoted myself