food pimp my cheap a$$ pizza
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That shit's funny.
I know why...do you??
(and what he ALLEGEDLY did isn't...but he's dead now, so we can laugh, right?)
Cheap A$$ Pizza Done Been Pimped
Yup. Frozen Costco cheese pizza outta the four pack with some dried oregano, granulated garlic, and chipotle powder dusted all over it.
Throw on a healthy bed of cylindrical powdered parmesan and then some honey baked ham slices, onion slices, and pickled jalapenos.
Toss on some sandwich slices of muenster and slide it onto the pizza stone @450F for 12 mins or so.
Done come out gewwd.
Real gewd.
Naw, I mean really doe.
cheap ass pizza pimped
Yup. Frozen Costco cheese pizza outta the four pack with some dried oregano, granulated garlic, and chipotle powder dusted all over it.
Throw on a healthy bed of cylindrical powdered parmesan and then some honey baked ham slices, onion slices, and pickled jalapenos.
Toss on some sandwich slices of muenster and slide it onto the pizza stone @450F for 12 mins or so.
Done come out gewwd.
Real gewd.
Naw, I mean really doe.
cheap ass pizza pimped
that's a freak in a nun's gown ...
Excellent pimp presentation Sum!
But I think you could squeeze one more ounce of cheese on there somewhere!
Nope, I lie. You couldn't. Yum-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I think you could squeeze one more ounce of cheese on there somewhere!
Nope, I lie. You couldn't. Yum-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chingao!
Just look at all that scheezy splooginessessess!
You could put that pizza in a metal box in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean and I'd still get to it.
I'd knaw on it like shithouse rat!!
Just look at all that scheezy splooginessessess!
You could put that pizza in a metal box in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean and I'd still get to it.
I'd knaw on it like shithouse rat!!
Pizza cutter is made by Microplane. Friggin awesome. Mom did a good job last Christmas. That was one of those things missing from my kitchen arsenal.
Wait. This is about frozen pizzas???????????????
Sic man, sic man, sic mannnnnn.
Ahhhh good song. Now make a real pizza!
Ahhhh good song. Now make a real pizza!
Yup. We're throwin' chromed out spinning rims on a hooptie in this thread. This is some real "peep the new shoes on my ride" type of shizzle.
Werd?
Right.
Like you're going to post yer' stinkin' frozen pizza here anyway.
Like Jesus told me and I'm tellin' you.
"Carry that cross right or get out of the parade!"
I'll post a pic of a frozen pizza in a box I will never pimp. Maybe.
TB!!! TB WAAAAAKE UP!!!!!!!!