food pimp my cheap a$$ pizza

[sicman]

this thread is all about taking that cheap frozen pizza and making it into a master piece.

so ill break the cherry. wal-mart pizza,tomato,extra sharp cheeze,4 jalos,1 ghost,parm in a can,spinach,and homemade chili that has fresh scorps ,habs,jalos,ghost,and cayenne in it.

 

[JHR]

I don't want to talk about pizza today. Ask me later.

 

[Scovie]

Dude, you're gonna cook it tho, RIGHT?

 

[geeme]

Moms everywhere salute you, sic!

 

[sicman]

before the oven.

 

[Scovie]

Pimp.

 

[sicman]

out of the oven

and a slice on my plate

yizzle dizzle this pizza was awesome1 and it was hot so hot it made me a fat black woman

 

[Scovie]

I like to be liking some WalMart pizza.

Hey Pimp, you taking applications?

 

[sicman]

you will allaways have a job,if you want some of this pimping?

 

[Scovie]

I got this...

 

[texas blues]

I have to admit it Sic.

A cheapass pizza thread is very apropos.

And CHINGON!

I like to be liking to see everyone posting their Tombstone, Domino's, cardboard pizza's all jacked up.

 

[frydad4]

Holy shitnuts!
I am so in on this.

So damn in!

 

[Scovie]

Holy shitnuts!
I am so in on this.

So damn in!

Cubanos Totinos, in a Gayuabera,,,,,, cuuummmmmiiinnnnn uuuuuupppppppp!!!!!!!
Eh? Mas totinos por favor.

 

[texas blues]

Dontcha' know?

That's all Bear. That guy. eats.

Moms.

Faces.

And cheapass pizza.

Thats what I heard for true!

 

[Deathtosnails]

SuuuuWeeet!

If I had to make this RIGHT NOW with what's in the fridge and pantry and assuming I have the base then:

Base

Sauce: Paul Newmans Southwest Ranch

Toppings: Bacon, bacon, cheese and bacon. Oohhh, and some more bacon.

Finish with some smoked birds eye and sprinkle some finely crushed crispy bacon on top.

 

[midwestchilehead]

Sweet idea for a thread, sicman! I have been known to partake of the cheap frozen pizza now and then (current favorite is CPK), but my freezers are too crammed full of chiles to get anything else in there!

 

[grantmichaels]

At the core of this thread is which has the best frozen crust, right? ::pondering::

 

[sicman]

cheap pizza ive gotta have thin crusts. and infact i cant stand the medium dollar pizza,digornios and those kinda pies. i think they taste like crap i would rather have a totinos.its either one -3 dollar pizza or homemade everything else sucks.

 

[grantmichaels]

plotting to broadside this w/ an armored car ... watch yo' selves ...

 

[sicman]

cant wait!