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I got some lameass but tasty cuisine.
Whereabouts unknown grown potato, onion, the finest Mexican grown jalapeno's, and grown in real dirt bell pepper.
Cooked in vintage 2008 cast iron.
Shredded fromage and tomato vinaigrette reduction.
Bon appettto homies!
This meal cost about a whopping .69 cents to make.
Fine dining at its best.
Whereabouts unknown grown potato, onion, the finest Mexican grown jalapeno's, and grown in real dirt bell pepper.
Cooked in vintage 2008 cast iron.
Shredded fromage and tomato vinaigrette reduction.
Bon appettto homies!
This meal cost about a whopping .69 cents to make.
Fine dining at its best.
salsalady
eXtreme Business
JAYT & SOFLO IN DA HOUSE!!!!! WOOT!
But seriously JayT...Corn in a burger is just filler. We all know it..... it's just a pass-through ingredient. Might as well use packing peanuts!
gigglingwhilestirringthekettle):
BTW, what are those little round brown things in the burger? Mustard seeds?
But seriously JayT...Corn in a burger is just filler. We all know it..... it's just a pass-through ingredient. Might as well use packing peanuts!
gigglingwhilestirringthekettle):BTW, what are those little round brown things in the burger? Mustard seeds?
Can't take full credit the ol' lady came up with this concoction. Mixed veggies, spiraly noodle things, potatoes, cream of mushroom, cream of chicken, cream of broccoli, chicken chunks, and for the heat we have home made 7 pot primo/yellow moruga seasoned salt! Get some!
Buddy your food porn almost looks too good to post in this thread.
See thirdcoast's post prior to yours.
His looks like barf mixed with pasta.
Yours looks sorta' good and you even made an attempt at foo foo with the chopped cilantro garnish.
Next time hit that sheeit with a big splooge of ketchup.
At the very least include a bottle of Yoohoo that you drank with it to wash it down.
See the trick to this thread is to post food that tastes fairly palatable but looks like it fell on the floor and you picked it up and put it back on the plate and ate it anyway.
Or it could food so bad and cheap only drunken hobo's would eat.
Or maybe only YOU would eat and even drunk hobo's would throw on the ground.
I worked for a guy in Alaska that would make instant microwave oatmeal but before he nuked the stuff he'd crack an egg in it and then blast it. He'd pour ketchup and Tapatio on it when it came out.
Waaaay up on the old vomitometer far as I'm concerned.
He ate it like it was fine beluga caviar.
See thirdcoast's post prior to yours.
His looks like barf mixed with pasta.
Yours looks sorta' good and you even made an attempt at foo foo with the chopped cilantro garnish.
Next time hit that sheeit with a big splooge of ketchup.
At the very least include a bottle of Yoohoo that you drank with it to wash it down.
See the trick to this thread is to post food that tastes fairly palatable but looks like it fell on the floor and you picked it up and put it back on the plate and ate it anyway.
Or it could food so bad and cheap only drunken hobo's would eat.
Or maybe only YOU would eat and even drunk hobo's would throw on the ground.
I worked for a guy in Alaska that would make instant microwave oatmeal but before he nuked the stuff he'd crack an egg in it and then blast it. He'd pour ketchup and Tapatio on it when it came out.
Waaaay up on the old vomitometer far as I'm concerned.
He ate it like it was fine beluga caviar.
Holy hell I can't stop laughing! My wife is giving me the huge stink eye, I might be in the dog house for this one.
thirdcoasttx said:
That's how you know you did right!
God bless your wife.
Oh shit thirdcoast!!!
I just noticed the chipped bowl.
MORE AWESOMENESSESSESS!!!!!
Your wife comes up with a recipe for dinner, and you post it in Crappy Spicy Food? 
Classic.
Classic.
yeah I'm getting the silent treatment all the while stifling my laughter. "Barf mixed with pasta" lmfao. Tb has a masterful way with words.The Hot Pepper said:Your wife comes up with a recipe for dinner, and you post it in Crappy Spicy Food?
Classic.