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Post Your Crappy Spicy Food

Hey y'all.
 
Been thinkin' about this one for a few weeks now. I know some of y'all eat some really ghetto stuff and from time to time I do also. I'm quite sure some of y'all have seen some of my posted pics and thought to yourself..."Daaaaaang TB! That looks like ass!" So recently I got to thinkin'. Yeah I know thats dangerous. 
 
I know for a fact y'all eat some weird sheeit-o-meter stuff. I betcha' dollah's to donut's there's a few of y'all that you've cooked up only the finest .25 cent on sale Ramen and thought it would be goodern ' hell if only it had a can of pork n' beans mixed up in it. And of course adding some hot powder and/or hot sauce makes it completely legit.
 
 
So this is the thread where y'all all come clean and posty your most mangled sickening crap that you've made and eaten.
 
A few rules for posting.
 
1. Tell us about the ingredients used.
 
2. Post the spiceenescxt. A heat ingredient is mandatory!
 
3. Words without a pic to back it up are worthless. Pics are mandatory!
 
4. Absolutely no foo foo in this thread but its more than cool and the gang to describe it as such.
 
5. This is supposed to be a fun but revealing thread. Lets just have fun.
 
 
We that's it then.
 
Let me start this train wreck of a thread.
 
The other night I had some leftover pasta my friend Chico made with anchovies, capers, tomato, chiles, and some other stuff. Didn't have really enough to make a meal size portion so I added some other ingredients. 
 
Microwave radiated leftover orcchiette pasta putanesca with only the finest hand opened bag of generic frozen peas and carrots with topped with sour cream and jalapeno tomato vinaigrette reduction.
 
Too bad I had all the decent sized bowls running in the dishwasher.
 
So I opted to serve this delectable culinary delight up in only the best doggy fine china. Gracias missylou.
 

 
Sure it looks like something missylou ate and then barfed up but it was dang tasty y'all!
 

 
As the stuff was being microwaved the smell of the anchovies from the leftover sauce in the pasta started really smelling up the house. mrs. blues hollah' at me from down the hall in her office from where she was working.
 
"Something is stinkin' to high heaven in there. Would you please take out the garbage for the love of GOD!!!!"
 

 
So what y'all got?
 
Leftover little smokie's wrapped in soggy wonder bread and baked in the oven with globs of velveeta on top? 
 
4 day old meatloaf nacho's?
 
Post it up and let us rate just how bad it truly is.
 
Now get on it.
 
And save the holier than thou crap that you never eat stuff like this because we KNOW YOU DO!
 
Ever body knows Jay shaves with 3 day old leftover hot dog water.
 
 
 
 
4 day old burger patty seasoned with the hm yellow moruga/primo season, nuked until there is zero moisture left, overly melted cheese, and ldhs orange! Ate with a fork, no buns.

 
3rdcoast rocks it!
 
See that's what this thread is about right there.
 
As much as we don't want to admit it, ALL OF US from from time to time eat some really crappy stuff.
 
But we make it mo' bettah' by slappin' some hotness on it.
 
On another note.
 
mrs. blues is making some truly crappy sheeit right now.
 
I'm savoring the moment as I type.
 
Oh man, I can smell that nuked burger and how they stinkkkkkkkkkkk lol.
 
3rdcoast rocks it!
 
See that's what this thread is about right there.
 
As much as we don't want to admit it, ALL OF US from from time to time eat some really crappy stuff.
 
But we make it mo' bettah' by slappin' some hotness on it.
 
On another note.
 
mrs. blues is making some truly crappy sheeit right now.
 
I'm savoring the moment as I type.

Word of advice dont post it unless shes cool with it. My wife literally cried because of my previous post and I felt like a huge d!€k although the comments were hilarious. She told me to stick to posting my crappy dino burgers. Lol
 
thirdcoasttx said:
Word of advice dont post it unless shes cool with it. My wife literally cried because of my previous post and I felt like a huge d!€k although the comments were hilarious. She told me to stick to posting my crappy dino burgers. Lol
 
OMG!
 
Have mercy.
 
I am soooo sorry.
 
Sorta'.
 
Okay that was a lie.
 
Come on over.
 
missylou and I can fit one more here in the dog house.
 
A half rack or a bottle gain's you entrance.
 
And a small ziplock of Milk Bone treats too.
 
thirdcoasttx said:
Word of advice dont post it unless shes cool with it. My wife literally cried because of my previous post and I felt like a huge d!€k although the comments were hilarious. She told me to stick to posting my crappy dino burgers. Lol
AH!  SHE made the burger, YOU made the Dino's~   ?????  Si??? 
 
 
 
 
 
Yea,  that's not gonna get you points.........
 
Remedy for you-
cheese-n-crackers
glass-o-red
foot massage
puppydog eyes.....
 
 
 
 
 
(it's a start....;)  )
 
No SL, read back. His wife created a recipe for dinner and he posted it up in the crapola thread, lol. Then she cried. Bad man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
you made your wife cry,  what a dick!      you havent been married long?if you havent figured out that you HAVE to say that everything they cook was the best meal youve had.    dont worry its only going to get worse. ;)    
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
mine only cries when we have sex :rofl:
 
Holy crap.
 
Ima' talk some smack about mrs. blues.
 
The title of this thread is wrong.
 
The title to this thread should be I Shit You Not!
 
When I'm gettin' dow brown in The Blues Kitchen mrs. blues is not allowed in usually.
 
I was down the hall in my rehearsal room workin' on a few of my new chart toppin' hits when I smelled somethin',
 
mrs. blues had snuck in there and made some sheeit alright.
 
She took some frozen mini totz and threw 'em in a casserole dish, then dumped a big can of cream of mushroom soup on 'em and then covered with shredded cheese and tossed the whole mess in the oven.
 
By the time I seen it she had already yanked it and loaded up a plate and was haulin' ass back to her office.
 
This is what I found on the counter top.
 

 
It looked pretty crappy but being curious I just had to taste it.
 
It wasn't bad or rather it wouldn't be too bad if I was piss drunk. 
 
It actually tasted similar to fresh barf but without the acid.
 
Kinda' sweet and stenchy at the same time.
 
Even if she had put hot sauce or some other heat on it nothing would have improve that junk.
 
But you wanna' know the sickest part this whole dealio'?
 
I caught a glimpse of her plate before she got away with it.
 
She had splooged KETCHUP all over the whole 'thang.
 
Hear me now, 'bleed me later.
 
That is one of the sickest plates of crappy food I have ever seen.
 
I shit you not!
 
thirdcoasttx said:
Dear God!!!! I'm gonna hold my tounge as it seems to make women cry!
 
mrs. blues wouldn't cry.
 
In fact she's damn proud of the stuff she makes and eats.
 
Any comments from me about it usually results in her normal response.
 
"Talk to the hand or the finger, your choice poop face!"
 
Poor Missylou.  Does she look at you with that crooked head when you start eating out of her bowl?
 
Phil said:
Worst..... thread.... EVER!
FIFY
 
thirdcoasttx said:
TB I think you should eat all your crappy food out of the dog bowl!!
ha, that would be a hoot. Do it TB. For our viewing pleasure.
 
 
 
I can' believe we have a thread here where 1/2 of the pics come out of the microwave. :shame:
 
 
Although, the more beer I drink, the funnier this thread it. Carry on TB. I'm drinking tonight.
 
Jeff H said:
FIFY
 
ha, that would be a hoot. Do it TB. For our viewing pleasure.
 
 
 
I can' believe we have a thread here where 1/2 of the pics come out of the microwave. :shame:
 
 
Although, the more beer I drink, the funnier this thread it. Carry on TB. I'm drinking tonight.
 
jajajajaja....
 
 
You give me crap and Jay has a thread about microwaved hot dogs.
 
I swear you can't live with these people.
 
Redeem yourself and posty up your trailer trash crap that we all know you eat.
 
And don't be hatin' on missylou.
 
Like SoFlo said.
 
"That dog'll bite 'choo."
 
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