4 day old burger patty seasoned with the hm yellow moruga/primo season, nuked until there is zero moisture left, overly melted cheese, and ldhs orange! Ate with a fork, no buns.
food Post Your Crappy Spicy Food
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3rdcoast rocks it!
See that's what this thread is about right there.
As much as we don't want to admit it, ALL OF US from from time to time eat some really crappy stuff.
But we make it mo' bettah' by slappin' some hotness on it.
On another note.
mrs. blues is making some truly crappy sheeit right now.
I'm savoring the moment as I type.
See that's what this thread is about right there.
As much as we don't want to admit it, ALL OF US from from time to time eat some really crappy stuff.
But we make it mo' bettah' by slappin' some hotness on it.
On another note.
mrs. blues is making some truly crappy sheeit right now.
I'm savoring the moment as I type.
Oh man, I can smell that nuked burger and how they stinkkkkkkkkkkk lol.
3rdcoast rocks it!
See that's what this thread is about right there.
As much as we don't want to admit it, ALL OF US from from time to time eat some really crappy stuff.
But we make it mo' bettah' by slappin' some hotness on it.
On another note.
mrs. blues is making some truly crappy sheeit right now.
I'm savoring the moment as I type.
Word of advice dont post it unless shes cool with it. My wife literally cried because of my previous post and I felt like a huge d!€k although the comments were hilarious. She told me to stick to posting my crappy dino burgers. Lol
See that's what this thread is about right there.
As much as we don't want to admit it, ALL OF US from from time to time eat some really crappy stuff.
But we make it mo' bettah' by slappin' some hotness on it.
On another note.
mrs. blues is making some truly crappy sheeit right now.
I'm savoring the moment as I type.
Word of advice dont post it unless shes cool with it. My wife literally cried because of my previous post and I felt like a huge d!€k although the comments were hilarious. She told me to stick to posting my crappy dino burgers. Lol
thirdcoasttx said:
OMG!
Have mercy.
I am soooo sorry.
Sorta'.
Okay that was a lie.
Come on over.
missylou and I can fit one more here in the dog house.
A half rack or a bottle gain's you entrance.
And a small ziplock of Milk Bone treats too.
)
No SL, read back. His wife created a recipe for dinner and he posted it up in the crapola thread, lol. Then she cried. Bad man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap.
Ima' talk some smack about mrs. blues.
The title of this thread is wrong.
The title to this thread should be I Shit You Not!
When I'm gettin' dow brown in The Blues Kitchen mrs. blues is not allowed in usually.
I was down the hall in my rehearsal room workin' on a few of my new chart toppin' hits when I smelled somethin',
mrs. blues had snuck in there and made some sheeit alright.
She took some frozen mini totz and threw 'em in a casserole dish, then dumped a big can of cream of mushroom soup on 'em and then covered with shredded cheese and tossed the whole mess in the oven.
By the time I seen it she had already yanked it and loaded up a plate and was haulin' ass back to her office.
This is what I found on the counter top.
It looked pretty crappy but being curious I just had to taste it.
It wasn't bad or rather it wouldn't be too bad if I was piss drunk.
It actually tasted similar to fresh barf but without the acid.
Kinda' sweet and stenchy at the same time.
Even if she had put hot sauce or some other heat on it nothing would have improve that junk.
But you wanna' know the sickest part this whole dealio'?
I caught a glimpse of her plate before she got away with it.
She had splooged KETCHUP all over the whole 'thang.
Hear me now, 'bleed me later.
That is one of the sickest plates of crappy food I have ever seen.
I shit you not!
Ima' talk some smack about mrs. blues.
The title of this thread is wrong.
The title to this thread should be I Shit You Not!
When I'm gettin' dow brown in The Blues Kitchen mrs. blues is not allowed in usually.
I was down the hall in my rehearsal room workin' on a few of my new chart toppin' hits when I smelled somethin',
mrs. blues had snuck in there and made some sheeit alright.
She took some frozen mini totz and threw 'em in a casserole dish, then dumped a big can of cream of mushroom soup on 'em and then covered with shredded cheese and tossed the whole mess in the oven.
By the time I seen it she had already yanked it and loaded up a plate and was haulin' ass back to her office.
This is what I found on the counter top.
It looked pretty crappy but being curious I just had to taste it.
It wasn't bad or rather it wouldn't be too bad if I was piss drunk.
It actually tasted similar to fresh barf but without the acid.
Kinda' sweet and stenchy at the same time.
Even if she had put hot sauce or some other heat on it nothing would have improve that junk.
But you wanna' know the sickest part this whole dealio'?
I caught a glimpse of her plate before she got away with it.
She had splooged KETCHUP all over the whole 'thang.
Hear me now, 'bleed me later.
That is one of the sickest plates of crappy food I have ever seen.
I shit you not!
Dear God!!!! I'm gonna hold my tounge as it seems to make women cry!
thirdcoasttx said:
mrs. blues wouldn't cry.
In fact she's damn proud of the stuff she makes and eats.
Any comments from me about it usually results in her normal response.
"Talk to the hand or the finger, your choice poop face!"
For your culinary entertainment.
Enjoy this bowl of "Texas Cereal".
Stale Mission Round tortilla chips with cold queso nuked to perfection and garnished with the finest salsa picante'.
Deliciousnessessess!
Enjoy this bowl of "Texas Cereal".
Stale Mission Round tortilla chips with cold queso nuked to perfection and garnished with the finest salsa picante'.
Deliciousnessessess!
Sharts are coming for sure!
TB I think you should eat all your crappy food out of the dog bowl!!
Jeff H said:FIFY
ha, that would be a hoot. Do it TB. For our viewing pleasure.
I can' believe we have a thread here where 1/2 of the pics come out of the microwave.
Although, the more beer I drink, the funnier this thread it. Carry on TB. I'm drinking tonight.
jajajajaja....
You give me crap and Jay has a thread about microwaved hot dogs.
I swear you can't live with these people.
Redeem yourself and posty up your trailer trash crap that we all know you eat.
And don't be hatin' on missylou.
Like SoFlo said.
"That dog'll bite 'choo."