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Post Your Crappy Spicy Food

Hey y'all.
 
Been thinkin' about this one for a few weeks now. I know some of y'all eat some really ghetto stuff and from time to time I do also. I'm quite sure some of y'all have seen some of my posted pics and thought to yourself..."Daaaaaang TB! That looks like ass!" So recently I got to thinkin'. Yeah I know thats dangerous. 
 
I know for a fact y'all eat some weird sheeit-o-meter stuff. I betcha' dollah's to donut's there's a few of y'all that you've cooked up only the finest .25 cent on sale Ramen and thought it would be goodern ' hell if only it had a can of pork n' beans mixed up in it. And of course adding some hot powder and/or hot sauce makes it completely legit.
 
 
So this is the thread where y'all all come clean and posty your most mangled sickening crap that you've made and eaten.
 
A few rules for posting.
 
1. Tell us about the ingredients used.
 
2. Post the spiceenescxt. A heat ingredient is mandatory!
 
3. Words without a pic to back it up are worthless. Pics are mandatory!
 
4. Absolutely no foo foo in this thread but its more than cool and the gang to describe it as such.
 
5. This is supposed to be a fun but revealing thread. Lets just have fun.
 
 
We that's it then.
 
Let me start this train wreck of a thread.
 
The other night I had some leftover pasta my friend Chico made with anchovies, capers, tomato, chiles, and some other stuff. Didn't have really enough to make a meal size portion so I added some other ingredients. 
 
Microwave radiated leftover orcchiette pasta putanesca with only the finest hand opened bag of generic frozen peas and carrots with topped with sour cream and jalapeno tomato vinaigrette reduction.
 
Too bad I had all the decent sized bowls running in the dishwasher.
 
So I opted to serve this delectable culinary delight up in only the best doggy fine china. Gracias missylou.
 

 
Sure it looks like something missylou ate and then barfed up but it was dang tasty y'all!
 

 
As the stuff was being microwaved the smell of the anchovies from the leftover sauce in the pasta started really smelling up the house. mrs. blues hollah' at me from down the hall in her office from where she was working.
 
"Something is stinkin' to high heaven in there. Would you please take out the garbage for the love of GOD!!!!"
 

 
So what y'all got?
 
Leftover little smokie's wrapped in soggy wonder bread and baked in the oven with globs of velveeta on top? 
 
4 day old meatloaf nacho's?
 
Post it up and let us rate just how bad it truly is.
 
Now get on it.
 
And save the holier than thou crap that you never eat stuff like this because we KNOW YOU DO!
 
Ever body knows Jay shaves with 3 day old leftover hot dog water.
 
 
 
 
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THIS is a MissyLou Special!!!! 
thirdcoasttx said:
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THIS is a TD contender! 
buddy said:
 
 
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Enough to make my nose run and me to sweat way beyond the back of my neck.
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:clap:  Well done by both!!!
 
 
Hmmm- Buddy's curry pic's not showing up....
 
I Think we have a new THP definition-
 
 
A MissyLou Special- something that looks like dog food and tastes like heaven, usually concocted after several re-wines/drinks or at least 5 beers deep.  Ex: "that beef stew in the CI DO is a true MissyLou Special."  "My crappy cell phone makes this Naga-s'ghetti look like a MissyLou Special..but trust me!  It was frikkn awesome!"  Sometimes abbreviated as a "MLS".
 
 
 
 
:rofl: 
 
salsalady said:
I Think we have a new THP definition-
 
 
A MissyLou Special- something that looks like dog food and tastes like heaven, usually concocted after several re-wines/drinks or at least 5 beers deep.  Ex: "that beef stew in the CI DO is a true MissyLou Special."  "My crappy cell phone makes this Naga-s'ghetti look like a MissyLou Special..but trust me!  It was frikkn awesome!"  Sometimes abbreviated as a "MLS".
 
 
 
 
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Sorry for being a buttinsky in TB's thread but c'mon now.
 
You've all had a good laugh at my expense.
 
Had my bowl whored out for laughs.
 
But did I get any treats for that?
 
I swear you can't live with these people.
 
missylou.
 
 
.....trust me, MissyLou misses the old carne snogging, greasy cheeseburger mau-ing Texas Blues!   Sheesh, the poor pooch has had to survive on fish scraps for Months!.... Where's the big 'ol Rib Bone for the sweet girl?  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I thought making a MissyLou Special would be a good thang.  sorry if it came off wrong.        
 
No worries SL.
 
And y'all don't kid yourself into being fooled by loulou.
 
She is incredibly loved.
 
She takes a crappy selfie though.
 
Good lawd it is the holy grail of crappy Tex-Mex. On fine china yet! At least you gave ML her bowl back.
 
sicman said:
i see texas blues is so rich he uses 2 paper plates at a time,"double stacked."
 
 
 
 
NOT IN THIS HOUSE :rofl:
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With them cheapass paper plates you got to doublem' up because they're made out of PAPER!
 
Not only that but they add much needed weight to the garbage bag when tossin' it on the side of the road from a moving vehicle.
 
What the hael did that poor tortilla ever do to you?

It died an awful death with absolutely no dignity. Or burn burn marks.
 
You pay for water based on how much you use? Holy Crrrrap.

I turn on the sink in the bathroom AND the shower just to get hot water there quicker.

I guess that's it then, I couldn't afford to live in Texas!

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texas blues said:
My water bill was $45 last month.
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Isn't that when you bought and filled that new fandangled yard tub? :rofl:
 
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