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food-bev Post Your Crappy Spicy Food

If there are any other alcoholics out there, you understand that
oftentimes one can become too unsober during the evening to
prepare lunch for the following day at work. As such, I was unfor-
tunately reduced recently to purchasing a 'Big Az Kickin Jalapeno
Beef  Cheeseburger' from the vending machine in our canteen.
 
Here is exactly what I encountered upon opening said package:
 
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Edit: This was post-microwave.
 
robbie said:
If there are any other alcoholics out there, you understand that
oftentimes one can become too unsober during the evening to
prepare lunch for the following day at work. As such, I was unfor-
tunately reduced recently to purchasing a 'Big Az Kickin Jalapeno
Beef  Cheeseburger' from the vending machine in our canteen.
 
Here is exactly what I encountered upon opening said package:
 
20150220_062906_zpsf6esl2pv.jpg

 
Edit: This was post-microwave.
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That 'thang is disgusting.
 
Where's the cheese?
 
I only see bread, meat, a couple slices of 'peno, and some possible monkey splooge.
 
I give that a 10 on the crappy shit-o-meter.
 
texas blues said:
 
That 'thang is disgusting.
 
Where's the cheese?
 
I only see bread, meat, a couple slices of 'peno, and some possible monkey splooge.
 
I give that a 10 on the crappy shit-o-meter.
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Nah that mionkey splooge is cheese. Get your crappy food straight homeboy.
 
Been splurging for some future cooks, so I've been eating frozen crap out my freezer most of this week leading up to the awesome I'm planning for the next two weekends ...

Also, Ken told me the third unopened bottle was his favorite, so this had to happen ...

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I can't believe I like all three!

The Island Sunshine is my fav, and I almost consumed the bottle in a twenty-four window ... that's somewhat unheard of, here.

I'll have to pick up a 3-pack ... for depth ...
 
Between robbies vending machine burger and those frozen burritos ya''ll got the crappy food on lockdown. May as well close the thread and call it quits. Can't top that sheit.  :rofl:
 
D3monic said:
Between robbies vending machine burger and those frozen burritos ya''ll got the crappy food on lockdown. May as well close the thread and call it quits. Can't top that sheit.  :rofl:
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Negative.
 
You obviously have no experience with eating a truly shitty looking meal out of your own doggie's dish.
 
Compared to that, GM's burrito's are high cuisine.
 
But still pretty crappy.
 
Even I don't eat that sheeit.
 
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