food Post Your Crappy Spicy Food

[JayT]

 
You leave the hot dog thread out of this!!!
 

 

Ok here is my contribution, three day old homemade pizza that Mrs. JayT made while I was at work.  It is awful.  Washing it down with some Pepperocini and Vodka shots.
 

 

 

[JoynersHotPeppers]

 

 

[Phil]

JHP says "what's a microwave?"

 

[JoynersHotPeppers]

JHP says "what's a microwave?"

That is the truest statement ever made on this board. I FN hate microwaves....

 

[Phil]

Not only do they ruin food, but they are the single most destructive invention ever..... I blame them 100% for the impatience of modern Americans. Never before did we sit there impatiently tapping our foot waiting for a minute to pass by.

 

[thirdcoasttx]

That is the truest statement ever made on this board. I FN hate microwaves....
I'm fixing to microwave the rest of the dino nuggets my stepdaughter had for dinner and dip them in the rest of my homemade brainstrain sauce!!!

 

[Jeff H]

Chris, you must be confused. Your pic doesn't belong in this thread. Please post it here with the other awesome food you make. This thread is for leftovers and microwaved frozen food.

 

[JayT]

Or bowls of crap served in a doggie dish.

 

[Phil]

Chris, you must be confused. Your pic doesn't belong in this thread. Please post it here with the other awesome food you make. This thread is for leftovers and microwaved frozen food.

 
I was thinking the same thing

 

[JoynersHotPeppers]

I was being funny, those veggies are being grilled as I type and about to meet some top notch ribeyes. I'll post the final picture in the right thread.  

 

[Phil]

Understood....  "Check out THIS crappy food, MFers!" lmao!

 

[JoynersHotPeppers]

And here goes the post int he right thread...go peep it.

 

[Phil]

Saw it on FB.... superb!

 

[Booma]

TB give me that bowl.

One of my favourite things to eat many moons ago was:

Grab a handful of pasta, place in bowl, pour a little water over. Top with cheese, top with hot sauce, then nuke the hell out of it. Semi soft hard crunchy cheesy spicy goodness.

May have to revisit it

 

[texas blues]

TB give me that bowl.

One of my favourite things to eat many moons ago was:

Grab a handful of pasta, place in bowl, pour a little water over. Top with cheese, top with hot sauce, then nuke the hell out of it. Semi soft hard crunchy cheesy spicy goodness.

May have to revisit it

 
missylou might have a problem with that.
 
She's not exactly thrilled that I post human food porn using her personal doggy sheeit.
 
She however still accepts the doggy treats I bribe her with.

 

[Jeff H]

Sorry TB, I changed my mind on the White Castles. I spent an hour at the gym yesterday. No need to ruin it all just for lunch. So I thought I would make an addition to this thread with my go to "at the office, 500 calorie microwaved extravaganza"
 
Ramen with only about 1/2 of the salt (flavor) pack, handful of broccoli, handful of frozen chicken and a nicely rounded 1/4tsp of ghost pepper powder.
 

 
Nuke it for 6 minutes. enjoy.

 

[texas blues]

Oh that is truly crappy Jeff.
 
Even with only half the "flavor pack" there's more than enough crap in the noodles and the half you did put in to make it about as healthy as eating bubonic plague.
 
And that piece of chicken in the first pic.
 
That don't look like a real grill mark.
 
More like a skid mark.
 
Usually seen in underwear.
 
Nice job sir!

 

[thirdcoasttx]

Feast your eyes boys and girls! Bacon bowls filled with leftover brisket, slices of american cheese and ldhs green. I don't know if this is crappy or a culinary orgasm!!!






I forgot to mention I nuked the shit out of it to melt the cheese.

 

[texas blues]

Looks like crappy sheeit to me.
 
'Merican scheeze.
 
 
Thats a definition of crap.
 
And the crap pics?
 
Most excellente'!

 

[thirdcoasttx]

I think the thing that makes all of my food look crappy is the crappy tiles on my counter top