I thought you shot those on your bathroom floor. jajaja
food Post Your Crappy Spicy Food
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Crap food from the crapper!
Well, TB needed a home for his recent creations. 
salsalady
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ÂJeff H said:Sorry TB, I changed my mind on the White Castles. I spent an hour at the gym yesterday. No need to ruin it all just for lunch. So I thought I would make an addition to this thread with my go to "at the office, 500 calorie microwaved extravaganza"
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Ramen with only about 1/2 of the salt (flavor) pack, handful of broccoli, handful of frozen chicken and a nicely rounded 1/4tsp of ghost pepper powder.
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Nuke it for 6 minutes. enjoy.
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I couldn't be bothered to think up my own crappy food so I just Jacked JeffH's idea!
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Double batch of Ramen, pulled half out for the 'Kid.
Leftover bbq'd pork strips, and BROCOLLI~Â another splash of Jac's Tailgators (same as used on the pork) Â and a couple sprinkles of Pain.
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that was lunch!
Monday morning "damn I've gotta go back to work" no motivation breakfast. 2 jimmy dean delights bacon and egg muffins, a little ketchup and some Texas Creek ghost fire hot sauce. Nuke til hot and enjoy.
I had to research what a Jimmy Dean Delight was. Total crap as food... but Urban Dictionary won't allow me to bash the name.
The snausage might be crapola but puttin' ketchup on an english muffin is just heinous and sickening.
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I give it 2 thumbs up.
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This thread is really starting to come together nicely.
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And SL's leftumovah pork que with broccoli looks especially awful.
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Aces high!
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I give it 2 thumbs up.
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This thread is really starting to come together nicely.
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And SL's leftumovah pork que with broccoli looks especially awful.
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Aces high!
ÂScoville DeVille said:
Post up some grout topped with an egg and splooged with some Texas Creek products.
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You know you want to.
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I couldn't be bothered to think up my own crappy food so I just Jacked JeffH's idea!
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Double batch of Ramen, pulled half out for the 'Kid.
Leftover bbq'd pork strips, and BROCOLLI~Â another splash of Jac's Tailgators (same as used on the pork) Â and a couple sprinkles of Pain.
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that was lunch!
That's awesome Ann. I hear you with the "pulled half out for the kid". My son can put a serious hurting on a bowl of ramen. Good thing it is cheap 'cause he eats a lot of it.
Another internet drive by.
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Haha. Photo bombed the crappy food thread with something healthy.
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Details in my flog.
   Throw in some peanut butter and capers and we're talkin'.
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Capers are considered foo foo in this thread.
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'Side's, their just too dern good to waste like that.Â
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Peanut butter on the other hand.
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Toss in some tomato paste in along with the PB.
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It'll look shitty but probably taste pretty dern guud.
Late night fat boy snack, ballparks nuked till they pop, fill the void with sheeze, top with ldhs orange, and some more crappy tile porn.
I will leave the microwaved hot dogs for JayT, the hot dog man. But given the right situation, I would beer-bong them things whole!
On another tip... Get some Sulfamic Acid, six bucks at the Home Depot in the tile department. Ain't nothin wrong with your tile, just some grout cleanin and you'll be lookin good. Follow the instructions on the container for dilution and scrub that sheeit. Boom. Done.
Follow up with the most expensive sealer you want to afford.
Ok... Carry on~
On another tip... Get some Sulfamic Acid, six bucks at the Home Depot in the tile department. Ain't nothin wrong with your tile, just some grout cleanin and you'll be lookin good. Follow the instructions on the container for dilution and scrub that sheeit. Boom. Done.
Follow up with the most expensive sealer you want to afford.
Ok... Carry on~
I'll be sure to pass those tips on to my wife.