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Post Your Crappy Spicy Food

Hey y'all.
 
Been thinkin' about this one for a few weeks now. I know some of y'all eat some really ghetto stuff and from time to time I do also. I'm quite sure some of y'all have seen some of my posted pics and thought to yourself..."Daaaaaang TB! That looks like ass!" So recently I got to thinkin'. Yeah I know thats dangerous. 
 
I know for a fact y'all eat some weird sheeit-o-meter stuff. I betcha' dollah's to donut's there's a few of y'all that you've cooked up only the finest .25 cent on sale Ramen and thought it would be goodern ' hell if only it had a can of pork n' beans mixed up in it. And of course adding some hot powder and/or hot sauce makes it completely legit.
 
 
So this is the thread where y'all all come clean and posty your most mangled sickening crap that you've made and eaten.
 
A few rules for posting.
 
1. Tell us about the ingredients used.
 
2. Post the spiceenescxt. A heat ingredient is mandatory!
 
3. Words without a pic to back it up are worthless. Pics are mandatory!
 
4. Absolutely no foo foo in this thread but its more than cool and the gang to describe it as such.
 
5. This is supposed to be a fun but revealing thread. Lets just have fun.
 
 
We that's it then.
 
Let me start this train wreck of a thread.
 
The other night I had some leftover pasta my friend Chico made with anchovies, capers, tomato, chiles, and some other stuff. Didn't have really enough to make a meal size portion so I added some other ingredients. 
 
Microwave radiated leftover orcchiette pasta putanesca with only the finest hand opened bag of generic frozen peas and carrots with topped with sour cream and jalapeno tomato vinaigrette reduction.
 
Too bad I had all the decent sized bowls running in the dishwasher.
 
So I opted to serve this delectable culinary delight up in only the best doggy fine china. Gracias missylou.
 

 
Sure it looks like something missylou ate and then barfed up but it was dang tasty y'all!
 

 
As the stuff was being microwaved the smell of the anchovies from the leftover sauce in the pasta started really smelling up the house. mrs. blues hollah' at me from down the hall in her office from where she was working.
 
"Something is stinkin' to high heaven in there. Would you please take out the garbage for the love of GOD!!!!"
 

 
So what y'all got?
 
Leftover little smokie's wrapped in soggy wonder bread and baked in the oven with globs of velveeta on top? 
 
4 day old meatloaf nacho's?
 
Post it up and let us rate just how bad it truly is.
 
Now get on it.
 
And save the holier than thou crap that you never eat stuff like this because we KNOW YOU DO!
 
Ever body knows Jay shaves with 3 day old leftover hot dog water.
 
 
 
 
dash 2 said:
 
     You misspelled "cheaz". (We would have also accepted "scheeze".)
 
I thought I was throwing props to its indisputably and intrinsically freaking
awesomeness by Capitalizing it. It seems I have erred.
robbie, on 01 Jul 2014 - 09:27 AM, said:
You're decrying something posted in the Crap thread as being nasty?
 
texas blues said:
 
Thats the whole point ya' ding dang wing nut!  :rofl:
 
 
As usual, I can find no fault with your logic. Have you ever give thought to penning
a self-help book?

Edit"
 
My quoting skills are quite sub par...
 
Scoville DeVille said:
Essegi, "Crap" is what you say and do when you see this...
Now that i think better there's a video that explains the meaning of crap.
:rofl:
 
Btw... I think this has some crappy looking:
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To tell the truth was not bad at all: semolina with ragù meat mixed with tomato, a quarter of a not ripened 7pod and grated pecorino romano cheese.
 
geeme said:
To tell the truth, this kind of makes me think of scrambled brains.
Crap test passed! :D
 
cypresshill1973 said:
What flavor is that? I do not dare to try it, seems porridge for babies
It was more than decent in spite of loooking, like pasta with some light ragù but a bit more liquid and tomato. Pecorino romano corrected some lacking of taste. 7pod completed the dish.
 
robbie said:
 
I thought I was throwing props to its indisputably and intrinsically freaking
awesomeness by Capitalizing it. It seems I have erred.

robbie, on 01 Jul 2014 - 09:27 AM, said:
You're decrying something posted in the Crap thread as being nasty?
 
 
 
As usual, I can find no fault with your logic. Have you ever give thought to penning
a self-help book?

Edit"
 
My quoting skills are quite sub par...
texas blues need to not only write a self help book he needs to read a dozen of them :rofl:
 
I am sooooo confused tonight.
 
I am confusing "crappy looking" with "awesome looking tasting"!
 
If Essie just posted the pic, okay...maybe. (barely)
 
But then he said what it was, and I just melted with envy. Pure Envy. P AND E.
 
Ess....you rock. And then, rock some more!    :D
 
I don't even know what this is. The wife picked it up from the grocery store for something quick. It was premade labled chicken spaghetti. It is like a horrible hippy version of king ranch chicken. Not even moruga powder made this edible. About five bites in and I threw in the towel.

 
that really does look crappy.  and thats saying alot i can dang near eat anything. that dont look like my cup of tea either. good call on throwing it on the ground.
 
Thanks Chile Juju!
 
thirdcoasttx said:
I don't even know what this is. The wife picked it up from the grocery store for something quick. It was premade labled chicken spaghetti. It is like a horrible hippy version of king ranch chicken. Not even moruga powder made this edible. About five bites in and I threw in the towel.
Looks really like that dish has risen the bar of crappy requirement! :D
 
It looks like it has a somewhat-curdled dairy element to it. Was it frozen? Also kind of looks like it came up after having been eaten. :sick:
I agree - good call tossing it. Hope no one got sick from it.
 
The real shame with that dish lies in the name.
 
King Ranch Chicken.
 
I make it casserole style just like they did at the real King Ranch.
 
mrs. blues loves it loooooong time.
 
But that stuff....
 
Throw it on the ground.
 
missylou would pee on it.
 
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