Scovie's Shenanigans.

[muskymojo]

 
 
He smokes Newports cuz he's gangsta.

 

[Nova]

Thug life baby.

I bet he sucks on every one of them like it's the last mother fucker left.

 

[Scovie]

Not off to a good start to my pot of chili. Burnt the sheeeit out of my chiles. But alas... Another batch toasted in the oven and I ended up with a big ol pot of my Gramma's pork chili.
 
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Cubed Pork Butt, Tomatoes, Onions, Garlic, Cumin, about 15 various fresh peppers from Hogleg (thanks bro), Toasted New Mexico, California, Pasilla Ancho, Pasilla Negro, Cascabell, Habanero and Guajillo chiles. All simmered for a couple hours.
 
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Our drive to the jobsite on Friday. Once you get to the middle of no-where, make a right and keep going until the road ends.
 
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Here's what happens to an old stump when it burns in a fire...
 
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Random picture of me cutting a board.
 
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[salsalady]

We're up on that same road next week for 2 jobs.  Looks like something out of Zombie Apocolypse or Harry Potter or something.  Most other areas are getting spots of green grown but that road still looks like total annihilation. 
 
 
 
On a different note- you doing the Chile Cook-off this year?  That chili looks like a winner, but I think I need to sample it (like at least a quart of it) to give you an honest opinion of how it would stand up to previous contestants. 

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

     Dag, yo. That is one desolate, burned-up, inhospitable landscape.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

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[hogleg]

Devastated epic smoked landscape. brutal. WTH happened with those chiles? someone still buzzin from last night? LOL

 

[Jeff H]

 
Random picture of me cutting a board.
 

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Ummm, WTF Scovie, that there is a carpenters tool, not a tile contractor tool.
 
You can say thanks at any time for straightening you out.

 

[Scovie]

Hey, Look what I just (sort of) made. A 'Weird-Shit-O-Meter'.
 
I had a need for one last night and I couldn't find one anywhere on the world wide web. I was drunk.
So I  stole a picture of a gauge and tacked one up.
 
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[sicman]

Grandma's chili looks awesome. 

 

[Husker21]

Hey, Look what I just (sort of) made. A 'Weird-Shit-O-Meter'.
 
I had a need for one last night and I couldn't find one anywhere on the world wide web. I was drunk.
So I  stole a picture of a gauge and tacked one up.
 

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What is the unit of measure? Weird Shit per Hour, WS/PH?

 

[Scovie]

hahaha The more I look at it, the more I don't like it.
 
I want one that goes all the way up to Eleventy thousand.

 

[sicman]

Well here is a meter to see how wierd you are. If you do this kind of stuff you are wierd,lol.
 

 

[JayT]

whoa... I think I saw a beaver

 

[Scovie]

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I think I like this one better.

 

[JayT]

Nice upgrade.  
 
Now... are you drankin' hhhwhiskey tonight?

 

[Scovie]

Nice upgrade.  
 
Now... are you drankin' hhhwhiskey tonight?

 
 
I drank enough last night to float a small yacht. Not tonite, probably Saturday night tho. 

 

[JayT]

I am a wino tonight.  Where is SL???

 

[Scovie]

I think she is busy making salsa or sauce or somethin. Guaranteed she's got wine in her glass tho. LOL

 

[salsalady]

I am a wino tonight.  Where is SL???

TONIGHT?!?!???
 
 
 
And I'm Here!   Been working outside in the sloppy rain getting some landscape electrical stuff done.  Sitting in sopping wet turf wiring up transformers...What Fun! 

I think she is busy making salsa or sauce or somethin. Guaranteed she's got wine in her glass tho. LOL

 
 
Now I have my wine glass...
 
still have the muddy pants on but you have to keep priorities straight!  Glass o' red first, clean clothes second....

 

[Scovie]

Yeah. It looks like Jay did his disappearing act again.

"Where is everybody?".....poof!

He's a poofer. hahahahahahahahahaha