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Smasehd for life
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Wow you guys, isn't it kind of early?
What kind of drunk knows what time it is?Darthpepper said:
only when the sun starts rising...only then! Â 
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  I usually can only tell time by the time stamp on my posts
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There's no part time loving JayT. He love you long time
I've been reading this drivel from the start.
MOST posts ARE Not posted in a drunken stupor.
Fake crap I think for the net...
(I can only post now after re doing it for the last 3 yrs.or so-Thank you Pacifico,Pilsner.Jose and 151,
Bacardi and stuff I only did a shot of,or 3 of-Ukon Jack,wild Turkey etc.?
Don't forget my homebrew and others white lightnin.
Free shots MUST BE CONSUMED!
Any place or time!
Smashed for life?
IF so how come I only remember the start/ beginning and end of the hangover,not the middle part in my early IN TRAINING DAYS?
How I got there?
Who was that Chick who almost woke me up to let me know she was leaving?
Why does my gray beard have Loose Blond,Brown,red,brunette or Black hairs in it?
Why do I have rug burn on my knees?
Whose cloths are on the floor and who is that chick in my shower?
I know where all the empty quarts came from and went.
You guys remember everything...can't be true drunks.
Hell I work nights as a security guard,The boss loves it when I show up with a babe in hand and am drunk as hell.
I DO cop an attitude when some idiot breaks in at mid party and makes me go out with my dog to deal with the idiot.
I get mean when some one messes with my buzz and good times.
I pity the guy who ruins my buzz and interactions with the lady I'm with at the time,especially at work.
Get it together guys,Most posts sounds like a bunch of wanna be drunks.
It just don't cut it in the real world.
Ask whoever it was that came by my place with the 5th,or the guy at the liquor store that I visited 3 times yesterday for a couple 5th's and a few 30 packs on sale at the grocery store,Ask the chick I came home with if EITHER of us remember who or how we got together in the first place.
YA I might be more experianced than some at 59 yrs old and growing up in the 60's-70's.
But that is only experiance.
Drunk is drunk...
A buzz is light weight.
I'm not advocating anyone being a real life drunk,or anything else for that matter.
BUT if you post in a SMASHED FOR LIFE post.
You have to at least have your priorities straight.
A hangover doesn't cut it.
Light weight stuff.
A drunk is never hung over,they never sober up.
Pros only remember the start and the end or the drunk.If you think you might be sobering up you gotta drink at least a few home brews to keep an even keel.
Usually you find out later what went on in betweem from the chick who thinks you are the best she ever went to bed with or the worst-you passed out mid boob suck on your way down...
Either way,a bar or liquor store tab keeps things in perspective(ad a couple lottery ticket buys,like you'd even get close to winning).
If you buy a lottery ticket and beer or booze you are a real drunk IF you even think you'll win.
Until one of you posts about getting drunk in 2013 and waking up in 2015 in a grass hut in some jungle somewhere,married to the local distilleries daughters you don't rate as smashed for life.
As a light weight WANNA Be I took off for a day/weekend? in Mexico with $100. in my pocket,if that much $.
I think it was in early 1980 or so.
Woke up 6 weeks latter with $500 and 4 chicks in a house they said was mine on the beach in Puerto Panasco Mexico,I was also part owner of a shrimper...
I found out latter I had tons of fun and was running shrimp to AZ. like a columbian drug dealer running coke to the states.
At the time the shrimpers were getting hassled by the Mex. Gov. and I was one of the many driving fresh shrimp to the states from boats in U Hauls full of ice and shrimp to the U.S.
They say I had free run of the towns house of ill repute,I don't know....
Only thing I remember is returning a U Haul with Bullet holes in it in Gilla Bend after delivering Shrimp to different places.
Back of the truck looked like Snoopey's dog house after the Red Barron got through shooting him down.
I almost remember jeeps with 30 cal. machine guns shooting at us (rat patrol style Federalies)until we got to the border around Organ Pipe National Monument.
Only reason I somewhat remember that is the booze ran out en route...
Fixed that in Gila Bend...
Maybe change this post to a little drunk for a day or so...until I got sick.
All of the above is true,I swear it on a case of everclear.
Actually homemade Takillya made by 3 of the unknown chicks I woke up married to in Mex. in the beach front casa.
Wish I was young enough to do it again.
I think I probably had tons of fun,I can't remember...people just told me about it after I almost got sober enough to remember to get some more booze. LOL
MOST posts ARE Not posted in a drunken stupor.
Fake crap I think for the net...
(I can only post now after re doing it for the last 3 yrs.or so-Thank you Pacifico,Pilsner.Jose and 151,
Bacardi and stuff I only did a shot of,or 3 of-Ukon Jack,wild Turkey etc.?
Don't forget my homebrew and others white lightnin.
Free shots MUST BE CONSUMED!
Any place or time!
Smashed for life?
IF so how come I only remember the start/ beginning and end of the hangover,not the middle part in my early IN TRAINING DAYS?
How I got there?
Who was that Chick who almost woke me up to let me know she was leaving?
Why does my gray beard have Loose Blond,Brown,red,brunette or Black hairs in it?
Why do I have rug burn on my knees?
Whose cloths are on the floor and who is that chick in my shower?
I know where all the empty quarts came from and went.
You guys remember everything...can't be true drunks.
Hell I work nights as a security guard,The boss loves it when I show up with a babe in hand and am drunk as hell.
I DO cop an attitude when some idiot breaks in at mid party and makes me go out with my dog to deal with the idiot.
I get mean when some one messes with my buzz and good times.
I pity the guy who ruins my buzz and interactions with the lady I'm with at the time,especially at work.
Get it together guys,Most posts sounds like a bunch of wanna be drunks.
It just don't cut it in the real world.
Ask whoever it was that came by my place with the 5th,or the guy at the liquor store that I visited 3 times yesterday for a couple 5th's and a few 30 packs on sale at the grocery store,Ask the chick I came home with if EITHER of us remember who or how we got together in the first place.
YA I might be more experianced than some at 59 yrs old and growing up in the 60's-70's.
But that is only experiance.
Drunk is drunk...
A buzz is light weight.
I'm not advocating anyone being a real life drunk,or anything else for that matter.
BUT if you post in a SMASHED FOR LIFE post.
You have to at least have your priorities straight.
A hangover doesn't cut it.
Light weight stuff.
A drunk is never hung over,they never sober up.
Pros only remember the start and the end or the drunk.If you think you might be sobering up you gotta drink at least a few home brews to keep an even keel.
Usually you find out later what went on in betweem from the chick who thinks you are the best she ever went to bed with or the worst-you passed out mid boob suck on your way down...
Either way,a bar or liquor store tab keeps things in perspective(ad a couple lottery ticket buys,like you'd even get close to winning).
If you buy a lottery ticket and beer or booze you are a real drunk IF you even think you'll win.
Until one of you posts about getting drunk in 2013 and waking up in 2015 in a grass hut in some jungle somewhere,married to the local distilleries daughters you don't rate as smashed for life.
As a light weight WANNA Be I took off for a day/weekend? in Mexico with $100. in my pocket,if that much $.
I think it was in early 1980 or so.
Woke up 6 weeks latter with $500 and 4 chicks in a house they said was mine on the beach in Puerto Panasco Mexico,I was also part owner of a shrimper...
I found out latter I had tons of fun and was running shrimp to AZ. like a columbian drug dealer running coke to the states.
At the time the shrimpers were getting hassled by the Mex. Gov. and I was one of the many driving fresh shrimp to the states from boats in U Hauls full of ice and shrimp to the U.S.
They say I had free run of the towns house of ill repute,I don't know....
Only thing I remember is returning a U Haul with Bullet holes in it in Gilla Bend after delivering Shrimp to different places.
Back of the truck looked like Snoopey's dog house after the Red Barron got through shooting him down.
I almost remember jeeps with 30 cal. machine guns shooting at us (rat patrol style Federalies)until we got to the border around Organ Pipe National Monument.
Only reason I somewhat remember that is the booze ran out en route...
Fixed that in Gila Bend...
Maybe change this post to a little drunk for a day or so...until I got sick.
All of the above is true,I swear it on a case of everclear.
Actually homemade Takillya made by 3 of the unknown chicks I woke up married to in Mex. in the beach front casa.
Wish I was young enough to do it again.
I think I probably had tons of fun,I can't remember...people just told me about it after I almost got sober enough to remember to get some more booze. LOL
LOL
The Steinbeck of drunks...Hope you enjoyed my experiences in Mex..
Travels with Smokemaster...Travels with Takillya...
99.9% of my Mexico part is true.
I paid $2.50 a Kilo for shrimp at the time,sold it for a lot more a LB. in AZ.
I think we ripped people off on the last load,It had a lot of lead in it...
Actually didn't know they were shooting at us until our first delivery when we saw the holes in the back of the U Haul.
We ran the shrimp at night,only saw headlights from a long ways back.
Didn't know it was the Federalies at the time.
Homemade takillya (Mex. Moonshine) was about $2.00 a gal.
Even for a pro,a gal. lasted at least a week.
Pesos were 5000 to the buck,went up to 7000 for a while.
Sold the shrimp,went to goodwills and bought sowing machines and ANYTHING with night rider stuff on it.
Traded it for shrimp...
A sowing machine was worth it's weight in gold to the locals.
One trip was when the Dodgers won the pennant.
Drove into a dead town,sidewalks rolled up.Everything was dead.
All of a sudden people were running out of everywhere yelling and partying.
Fernando I guess was their hero,so the Dodger games were being watched more than Soccer at the time.
People went crazy that night partying.
That was the start/first day I was in Puerto Pansco.
Was drunk from then on for weeks. LOL
Good times were had by all.
To this day,whenever I tell my family I'm going fishing in mexico,they are surprised when I actually come back in 3-5 days.
Whenever I'm gone for a few days they think I'm going back to Puerto Panasco for a month or two.
Even though that was over 20 yrs ago.
It was funny,I was in the Hospital for a month a few years back because of blood clots in my lungs,my family thought I was in mexico again.
By the way,don't mess with homemade Mexican Brandy either.
I can drink the moonshine or the brandy,mix both and you are history for a LONG time.
Both are smooth as silk going down.
Both by themselves kick your butt like a donkey but together you don't have a chance,you will be toilet hugging drunk for a very long time.
Take my word for it,don't mix them.
Also if a local invites you to dinner,accept the invitation .
Best grub you'll ever eat.
Puerto Panasco it was seafood.XLNT stuff - fish,Lobster,Crab ,shrimp and shellfish.
Cooked all different ways.
Tastes so good you will almost break your mouth eating it.
The Steinbeck of drunks...Hope you enjoyed my experiences in Mex..
Travels with Smokemaster...Travels with Takillya...
99.9% of my Mexico part is true.
I paid $2.50 a Kilo for shrimp at the time,sold it for a lot more a LB. in AZ.
I think we ripped people off on the last load,It had a lot of lead in it...
Actually didn't know they were shooting at us until our first delivery when we saw the holes in the back of the U Haul.
We ran the shrimp at night,only saw headlights from a long ways back.
Didn't know it was the Federalies at the time.
Homemade takillya (Mex. Moonshine) was about $2.00 a gal.
Even for a pro,a gal. lasted at least a week.
Pesos were 5000 to the buck,went up to 7000 for a while.
Sold the shrimp,went to goodwills and bought sowing machines and ANYTHING with night rider stuff on it.
Traded it for shrimp...
A sowing machine was worth it's weight in gold to the locals.
One trip was when the Dodgers won the pennant.
Drove into a dead town,sidewalks rolled up.Everything was dead.
All of a sudden people were running out of everywhere yelling and partying.
Fernando I guess was their hero,so the Dodger games were being watched more than Soccer at the time.
People went crazy that night partying.
That was the start/first day I was in Puerto Pansco.
Was drunk from then on for weeks. LOL
Good times were had by all.
To this day,whenever I tell my family I'm going fishing in mexico,they are surprised when I actually come back in 3-5 days.
Whenever I'm gone for a few days they think I'm going back to Puerto Panasco for a month or two.
Even though that was over 20 yrs ago.
It was funny,I was in the Hospital for a month a few years back because of blood clots in my lungs,my family thought I was in mexico again.
By the way,don't mess with homemade Mexican Brandy either.
I can drink the moonshine or the brandy,mix both and you are history for a LONG time.
Both are smooth as silk going down.
Both by themselves kick your butt like a donkey but together you don't have a chance,you will be toilet hugging drunk for a very long time.
Take my word for it,don't mix them.
Also if a local invites you to dinner,accept the invitation .
Best grub you'll ever eat.
Puerto Panasco it was seafood.XLNT stuff - fish,Lobster,Crab ,shrimp and shellfish.
Cooked all different ways.
Tastes so good you will almost break your mouth eating it.