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Tell a dumb joke...

Q. How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Five - one to change it and the other four to sing about how good the old one was.
 
What is a gay drive-by?

Driving by crowds of people and throwing Skittles out the window while shouting:

TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCHES!!!
 
:lol:Nice!

What's the definition of a true friend?

Someone who goes into town and gets two blow jobs, then comes back and gives you one.:lol:
 
I was in a pet shop the other day and I said to the guy behind the counter " I'd like to buy a wasp please." He said "Sorry but we don't sell wasps." I said "But I just saw one in the window."
 
Oh yeah what was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head before she died?




The dashboard...
 
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