Tell a dumb joke...

[paulky_2000]

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Woman: Heeello, iss tthiss thhee sshhoop III boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm?

Clerk: Yes ma'am.

Woman: Ccaann yyoouu pppllleeeaaassee tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee dddaaammn tthhiinngg ooffff?

 

[The Hollyberry Lady]

Absolutely hilarious, Paulky, I must say!


: )

 

[paulky_2000]

Can't take credit...my Uncle has a million one-liners!

but thanks just the same, My Lady...***deep bow**

 

[imaguitargod]

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

That is kinky

 

[QuadShotz]

BTW Lady, since ya did the Twilight Zone Av, I wondered if you'd seen my greetings version for THP?

 

[paulky_2000]

That's friggin awesome...

 

[Davetaylor]

Wee Scottish Tale.
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waaater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an piss!'
The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that in English for me.'
The keeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way.

ROTFLMFAO now that is the best one so far i will be repeating many times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[captainpepper]

That greetings version is excellent

 

[The Hollyberry Lady]

No, I never did see that, QuadShotz, but I love it! Looks super terrific.


Yes, I have to agree, and give credit where credit is due...


that was just hysterical, SeeYouJimmy!!! Too friggin' funny!


: )


P.S. Your uncle sounds much like my dad was, Paulky. Those were great jokes.

 

[paulky_2000]

Please...call me Paul.

 

[The Hollyberry Lady]

Ok then - Paul it is.


: )


My name is Sherry, but my friends mostly call me Sherr.

 

[paulky_2000]

Where does the one legged waitress work?

Ihop

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Dam!

got dirtier ones....but this is probably not a good place for that!

 

[The Hollyberry Lady]

Yeah - too bad!


: (

 

[JayT]

Where does the one legged waitress work?

Ihop

What do you call her on her break?

Eileen.

 

[Nova]

ROTFLMFAO now that is the best one so far i will be repeating many times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah had me cracking up too!! Mother does not get it though, poor women...

 

[SeeYouJimmy]

ROTFLMFAO now that is the best one so far i will be repeating many times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Careful where you say it, remember you're living amongst the enemy.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Nasty = IGGY eating the chicken after

 

[MrArboc]

Dear Pringles,
Now that I am no longer a child, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life.

Give an octopus nunchucks, and no-one's eating fish ever again.

 

[paulky_2000]

Why don't oysters give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

 

[Badger]

A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double-entendre. So he gave her one.