food The Drunken Chef

[JayT]

So.....

while bear's banging a pirate hooker and gumby at the same time...

Sum takes home a goat...

who is wearing a merkin...

And, with all due respect, it's a HOT goat...

and the merkin has TB's initials on the tag??????

and what is a "pron"??


True story????

I love this!

Pron = porn

And I hate to correct you, but it was 3 pirates.

 

[JayT]

I don't know if you guys know this, but here is a pic of Bear's illegitimate love child.

 

[SumOfMyBits]

Three pirate hookers, a jar of syrup, and a poncho.

The goat was delish.

 

[SumOfMyBits]

I don't know if you guys know this, but here is a pic of Bear's illegitimate love child.

Billie Jean was not my lover-- Bear

 

[texas blues]

Don't fight the merkin. Where's Bear's ankle monitor? I don't see it.

 

[texas blues]

Bear sure gets around....

 

[SumOfMyBits]

Turn that Thai tranny porn off TB!

 

[texas blues]

Turn that Thai tranny porn off TB!

Can't. Jay keeps emailing me that crap!

 

[SumOfMyBits]

More pictures of Bear have surfaced...


Bear got stealth ass-grabbed on the dance floor.

Bear... he's an animal.

"Where are the ladies comments?" -- Bear

Nothing about that poolboy's back dimple?

Where are you G? Let the wit snap.

 

[frydad4]

I heard bear got kicked out of that party for not wearing a costume!

How come his genitals weren't engorged with all that human skin around him??

Usually when he gets excited his fuzzies swell to 3 times their normal size and turn reddish brown and emit a metallic odor (don't ask how I know).

 

[geeme]

You know, that THANG ain't comin' out of the bottom of that cup!

 

[Scovie]

HOLD UP!


A
3
TOED
BEAR!
:cocks gun:
them's good eatin'!



awh.... just kiddin',, come'eer and gimme a bigol' ... hug
...what a guy....

 

[wheebz]

Just made some blackened garlic shrimp with RocketMan's Jamaican Me Hot sauce

epic combo

ohh and southern tier IPA to wash it down

 

[Justaguy]

No

didn't happen, but nice thought.

 

[RocketMan]

Just made some blackened garlic shrimp with RocketMan's Jamaican Me Hot sauce

epic combo

ohh and southern tier IPA to wash it down

Dude try mixing it with ranch or a good Ceaser dressing. Magic will happen

 

[RocketMan]

So, what do you suppose happens when those nice folks at work ask someone like me to bring in a spicy pot of chili for lunch?

1/2 pound of Serranos, 1/2 pound of Jalapeños and 1/4 pound of Habaneros. I think it'll warm them up a bit.

Oh yea and 2 bottles of Shinner Bock.

Cheers,
RM

 

[Omri]

Looking damn good!

 

[geeme]

If they're anything like the people I work with, they'll take a spoonful, pop their eyes half way out of their heads, make a bunch of strange noises, then give you a kind of horrified look that asks "do I really have to eat any more of this????" They try too hard to be polite - I just laugh and tell them it's okay, I'm not expecting them to eat any more.

 

[RocketMan]

That's funny geeme. The funny part to me will be that they asked for it and I always try give them what they ask for.

 

[texas blues]

So, what do you suppose happens when those nice folks at work ask someone like me to bring in a spicy pot of chili for lunch?

1/2 pound of Serranos, 1/2 pound of Jalapeños and 1/4 pound of Habaneros. I think it'll warm them up a bit.

Oh yea and 2 bottles of Shinner Bock.

Cheers,
RM

That looks like chili with BEANS! Wait. Beer trumps chile with beans. And 1 1/4 pound of chile's.....have mercy! Be sure to update your resume.