food The Drunken Chef
- Thread starter texas blues
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Three pirate hookers, a jar of syrup, and a poncho.
The goat was delish.
I don't know if you guys know this, but here is a pic of Bear's illegitimate love child.
Billie Jean was not my lover-- Bear
Bear sure gets around....
Turn that Thai tranny porn off TB!
Can't. Jay keeps emailing me that crap!
More pictures of Bear have surfaced...
Bear got stealth ass-grabbed on the dance floor.
Bear... he's an animal.
"Where are the ladies comments?" -- Bear
Nothing about that poolboy's back dimple?
Where are you G? Let the wit snap.
I heard bear got kicked out of that party for not wearing a costume!
How come his genitals weren't engorged with all that human skin around him??
Usually when he gets excited his fuzzies swell to 3 times their normal size and turn reddish brown and emit a metallic odor (don't ask how I know).
How come his genitals weren't engorged with all that human skin around him??
Usually when he gets excited his fuzzies swell to 3 times their normal size and turn reddish brown and emit a metallic odor (don't ask how I know).
Dude try mixing it with ranch or a good Ceaser dressing. Magic will happen
If they're anything like the people I work with, they'll take a spoonful, pop their eyes half way out of their heads, make a bunch of strange noises, then give you a kind of horrified look that asks "do I really have to eat any more of this????" They try too hard to be polite - I just laugh and tell them it's okay, I'm not expecting them to eat any more. 
So, what do you suppose happens when those nice folks at work ask someone like me to bring in a spicy pot of chili for lunch?
1/2 pound of Serranos, 1/2 pound of Jalapeños and 1/4 pound of Habaneros. I think it'll warm them up a bit.
Oh yea and 2 bottles of Shinner Bock.
Cheers,
RM
That looks like chili with BEANS! Wait. Beer trumps chile with beans. And 1 1/4 pound of chile's.....have mercy! Be sure to update your resume.