food The Drunken Chef

[Chile Juju]

Okay...for Christmas i am asking santa for a candle that smells like Grantmichaels' kitchen!!!!!


and BTW - disposable plates are the shiznit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Scovie]

Alright dude, just this once, I'll substantiate the drankin' for yo ass ...

On the first, having some humus ...

Nearing completion of my 2nd, I found the zest suspension fascinating, so ...

We decided the 3rd could use some powdered sugar and raspberry lemonade, so I made a helluva production, and ...

The 7 pots and garlic are starting to smell up the house ...

The tedious shit is done ...

And I once again find myself fascinated by the suspended lemon zest at my desk uploading to photobucket ...

Sitting in my favorite place on earth, between a pair of studio monitors ... presently listening to Blue October - Foiled ... and plotting to park my frigate in the harbor a little while after curry ...

Look at the floor, sparklin' just in case <g>

Oh hell yes, now I can have your back ANYTIME in the future, because I've seen it.
Now dump the humous on the floor and get after it. And she should leave the socks ON.

 

[grantmichaels]

Okay...for Christmas i am asking santa for a candle that smells like Grantmichaels' kitchen!!!!!


and BTW - disposable plates are the shiznit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It does smell pretty good in these parts, it's pretty much constantly overlapping too ...

 

[Da Rooster]

Super Cock's 39 cent Atomic Noodles

Step 1. Boil Water, add noodles, egg and an assortment of spices and seasonings (I used chili pepper flakes and chili powder).

Step 2. Serve with ROOSTER SAUCE

Cheaper than White Castle and no risk of DUI

 

[grantmichaels]

So, it got a little sloppy ... as if there was any doubt ... and SD jinxed Danielle by talking about the floor, which is exactly where one of the full glasses from the 5th round ended up ...

The poor lemon that donated virtually all of it's skin, for our little event ...

At 2 am we ate 'madras' that was so damn hot from simmering for two hours while we were otherwise occupied w/ drinking and carrying on ...

And in true DC fashion, I was unable to be successful in photographing the plated meal ... which was just a plastic plate, as per the usual ... so instead, I'll share the recovery aid from brunch this morning ...

It's looking like we might have some more drinks tonight, though ... and I loaded up some sections of a beautiful top sirloin into vacuum bags to sous vide meat that MIGHT be for an entry in the sammy thread that's going on ...

Which we seasoned using the seasoning jsschrstrcks sent along w/ the mixed box I snagged from his recent auction ...

We've used it already a number of times, it's quite good ...

 

[Chile Juju]

Looks like a hot time in the Michaels House tonight!

Try to keep Danielle off the floor this time! haha
Now Scovie's expecting me to wipe up messes as they occur! not gonna happ'n!!!!! hahahahaha

 

[Scovie]

Holy Crap! You should give your Danielle the camera once in a while.

12 pictures of food and drinks, 1 of D cleaning the floor.
12 pictures of food and drinks, 1 of D cleaning the floor.
It ain't a pattern... Yet.


We were just down in Sarasota in April, (got to swim in the gulf for the first time on CJs Bday)
and we partied our asses of at Americas Best Value Inn S. Tamiami Trail, with 4 other members here.
Next time, you guys will be there, and Danielle won't have to clean up NOTHIN. We destroyed that place.
We'll have to use someone elses name next time tho, hahahahahahaha

 

[grantmichaels]

Holy Crap! You should give your Danielle the camera once in a while.

12 pictures of food and drinks, 1 of D cleaning the floor.
12 pictures of food and drinks, 1 of D cleaning the floor.
It ain't a pattern... Yet.


We were just down in Sarasota in April, (got to swim in the gulf for the first time on CJs Bday)
and we partied our asses of at Americas Best Value Inn S. Tamiami Trail, with 4 other members here.
Next time, you guys will be there, and Danielle won't have to clean up NOTHIN. We destroyed that place.
We'll have to use someone elses name next time tho, hahahahahahaha

Definitely give warning if you'll be back around!

 

[Scovie]

Definitely give warning if you'll be back around!

Consider yo sef WARNED.

 

[wheebz]

TACO NIGHT WITH JIM BEAM!!!!

appetizers until i cook the other tacos

WHEEBZ SHRIMP TACO THINGIES

rice with a touch of soy sauce

shrimp done in ollive oil, asian spice blend, hoisin sauce, and hab flakes

slaw done with red and purple cabbage and carrots, sour cream, lemongrass, cilantro, smoked paprika

touch of sriracha for good measure

this is just an appetizer until the beef tacos, but i need more liquor for that first

 

[frydad4]

Oh f**k f**k f**k yea, Wheebz.n
I'd eat a ton of that!

 

[wheebz]

we need to rock out a so flo weekend again dude

ill make the drive and buy the beer, you buy the food and gimmie a place to crash, and we would be golden

just have like a friday/saturday cook fest

i missed that fucking casserole too last time, so i want that for sunday morning

holy shit grant, you live in Sarasota too?

dude you need to come to my brewery, and we need to have a drunken chili and beer night

 

[frydad4]

Hells yea. Let's look into early sept or oct.
You always have place here.
If its just you and someone you don't mind sleeping with (if it's jt, I'm telling) you can have your own room!

 

[grantmichaels]

we need to rock out a so flo weekend again dude

ill make the drive and buy the beer, you buy the food and gimmie a place to crash, and we would be golden

just have like a friday/saturday cook fest

i missed that fucking casserole too last time, so i want that for sunday morning

holy shit grant, you live in Sarasota too?

dude you need to come to my brewery, and we need to have a drunken chili and beer night

all my life (save the quality time i spent at uf) ...

i'll need a couple of weekends, but when I do come, i'll use a cab ...

 

[Chile Juju]

Grant...meet FD & Wheebz (Wheebz's the Brew God at Darwin's)...

FD & Wheebz.....meet Grant (Drunken Chef Extraordinaire)....

FD is the Grill Meister that kicks alotta ass in the TDs...just sayin'....part of the SoFlo Posse.....

Sum of my Bits is another member of that crazy So Flo crew....he's a crown whore, but we luv 'im regardless....

Anyhoo - all these intros have made me thirsty....carry on you krazy kidz!!!!!

 

[wheebz]

WHEEBZ BEEFY THROW EM ON THE STUPIDFACEDED TACOS!!!!!

simple tacos

beef, smoked paprika (my favorite spice incase you didnt get this yet), cumin, garlic, celery salt, Black Mamba death sauce, full on extract that burns pretty much as bad as SL's extract, only with more saliva pouring out of your mouth

cheese, sour cream, lettuce, tomatos

baked them things in the oven

topped with sliced habs in case the extract wasnt enough

PS...

it was....

 

[Chile Juju]

Wheebz...DUDE!

Taco Perfection!

But big BOO for no aaaaalkeeehol in DC photos! Or were your appetizers supposed to convince us?!?!?!

Fix it, or pay the consequences.......

 

[wheebz]

there ya go CJ

 

[grantmichaels]

back cupping last night's beverage before finishing the recovery gatorade ... like. champs.

actually kids, mixing gatorade and alcohol is ill-advised, but i digress ... it's not tylenol dangerous ...

we're whipping up something like a steak sammy, i guess ... freestylin' tonight ...

another tiny little iteration towards craftsmanship, in code, in growing, in cooking ...

sous vide, culinary hacking ... this time w/ ghost pepper seasoning ... first time ...

the boring stuff ...

i'm excited because after i pour another round, i'll dawn the blowtorch to toast some buns ... fire, fire, fire ...

 

[Chile Juju]

Blow Torched Buns!!!!! BWaaaaHHaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I love this much more???????

Wheebz - you have redeemed yo'sef...when I squinted really hard I think I saw some booze in there somewhere!
CORRECTION....what's LEFT of da Booze!!!!!