food The Drunken Chef

[grantmichaels]

Boston Butt in the PC ...

25 mins ago it looked like ...

and before that, like ...

WTF is going on here, exactly? Frankly, I'm not sure ...

Onions, wasabi peas, and sliced ripe apricot ...

With some of this concoction made w/ Chinese barbeque char sui, Moscato, Chambord, Smoked Paprika, and Five Spice Powder ...

Can't convince S77 to let me use Fish Sauce, so we're using a little ...

And threw in a little over a dozen of these to bring a little heat and some vinegar ...

Burned my thumb carrying the bean thread noodles in boiling Zoji juice to relax while the pressure cooker does it's thing ...

We'll see.

DOES 77 KNOW FIRSTAID?

Considering we originally met working together in a Dr's office, all signs point to yessir ...

 

[Scovie]

Considering we originally met working together in a Dr's office, all signs point to yessir ...

P L E E Z E don't tell me she was the janitor.

 

[texas blues]

I have no idea where this is going but so far I like it.

Whoa!

I can't believe I posted this that welll considering how totally bombed I am/

Tottttalllly.

 

[Scovie]

It's cool TB, you can always edit Manaaannaannaa! like I do.

Until then, DRINK up bitz!

Straw + Wine Bag = Capree Sunn

 

[grantmichaels]

Damn ... my pork dish ended up in SOTM, and now I'm going to post tomorrow's potential SOTM meat as it goes to the fridge w/ marinade ...

Ass backwards, as usual ...

Stripping away the ...

Is the ...

Coated with ...

And ...

And this ...

In a marinade made of ...

And ...

And ...

And instead of water ...

We'll see.

 

[Scovie]

I aint gonna start callin Danielle, blah blah blah 77.

D.


Where da hale she at? Claeanin somethin you dirtied up? Screw that.

Drink more.

You mahight be out cheffin me, but you shure as shhhit aint outdrunkining me.

Basterd.!

Hugs to D.

 

[grantmichaels]

I aint gonna start callin Danielle, blah blah blah 77.

D.


Where da hale she at? Claeanin somethin you dirtied up? Screw that.

Drink more.

You mahight be out cheffin me, but you shure as shhhit aint outdrunkining me.

Basterd.!

Hugs to D.

She's sleepin' ... can't hang!

I never had Kimche until the other day, hopefully there won't be an enzymatic problem or anything whacky ...

Pods tomorrow, after the turn ...

 

[Scovie]

She's sleepin' ... can't hang!

I never had Kimche until the other day, hopefully there won't be an enzymatic problem or

NEVER helps withnspinnin rooms. you're welcome.

 

[Blue Flames]

What a great thread drinking and cooking r my favourite Past time have read this from start to finish and some great pissy ideas ! Looking forward to next weekend and documenting my anebrhiated adventure in the land of the pink elephant , better give the mrs the heads up its gunna be a messy one lol

 

[JayT]

I just read SOTM and DC back to back. Seems they melded into one thread last night. I am very confused right now. I think a couple of bloody marys might help straighten this out.

 

[texas blues]

Hey y'all.

I was gonna' posty up in the pizza pimpin' thread but reckoned these little Totino's butt nuggets didn't really qualify as pizza. Maybe not even food.

Serve with box wine.

Hobo style.

After 'zactly 9 minutes @425.

Some leaked pepperoni scheeze splooge.

I vulcan mind melded about a 1/2 cup of ranch with about 1/4 bottle of tabasco green because I was gettin' mah culinary creative juices really flowin' n' sheeit.

Ranch.

We put that sheeit on everthang.

Here me now, believe me later.

You wouldn't know it from the piccy but I balls deep into my hobo grape drank!

These taste nothing like pizza.

I bet if you eat them sober they taste like baboon ass dingleberries.

Eating them Drunken Chef Hobo Style with genetically altered ranch...

they are CHINGON!!

Totino's Pizza Rolls.

Ima funky spunky monkey for your love!

 

[Scovie]

Ohh Man.

I need some coffee.

I don't know what was in that whiskey last night, but.... Huuwah.

I just drunk-dreamed Texas Blues made Tostinos Pizza Rolls, hahahahahahah can you immagine?

Thats how you know you drank waaaaaaay to much.



nsheeit.

 

[texas blues]

Ha..

I ate those Totino's like I was mad at 'em.

I feel great.

Good thing I don't drink hhhhwhiskey.

 

[Scovie]

If you did drink hhwhiskey, and were 1/2 as drunk as I was last night,
you would have made ceral with those little nuggets and Ranch.

Pizza rolls, Ranch, in a bowl.

Grab a spoon.

Whoot!

 

[JayT]

Holy crap. We have sunk to a new low. Pizza rolls and ranch. Definitely drunken chef material though.

 

[sicman]

FAIL


i forgot i even posted that deer last night,and cooked it up with some scramble eggs this morning without even thinking about a pic.last night got real crazy in my head

 

[JayT]

Making homemade drunken moose sausages right now.

 

[Scovie]

Someone needs to teach GM how to group his ingredients together for a single picture. TD teaser style.

Just ribbin ya Grant...

 

[grantmichaels]

Someone needs to teach GM how to group his ingredients together for a single picture. TD teaser style.

Just ribbin ya Grant...

I usually use that approach ... the counters were unruly yesterday w/ so much going on ... used too many large items (not dishwasher friendly) too ...

 

[frydad4]

Nice tb. Ain't no shame in that meal.

Soflo might try to bust out some tomfoolery tonight.
Just found a hidden beer in the BACK of the fridge.
Bonus!...thought we were out!