food The Drunken Chef

I do the cooking, the cleaning, poop patrol and yard work.

I even have to set up the 20 foot chocolate slip n' slide by myself.

My wife has an MBA.

As smart as she is though.

She thinks Cooking and Phuking are two cities in China.

Women.
 
Hold on a dam minute! Scovie's used to cooking in restaurants....where somebody else cleans up after the chaos! A habit that I've not been able to break in 20+ years, so don't even bother to try anymore! haha

We have a neat deal tho - if he cooks, I clean. If I cook, I clean. whatever - it works. :rolleyes: Some battles just aren't worth fighting! :D
 
I cook and clean up after myself. Things like this...

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Not pictured, a half a bottle of Red Lion Spicy Food's Hotter Salsa, and a tablespoon of AJ's 7-pot puree. Cheeses include, extra sharp NY cheddar, Cabot Habanero (forgot to look what kind), and Monterey Jack. And yes, I put Stone IPA in the queso along with a little milk.

Carry on.


Edit: Looks like I need to clean my finger nails doesn't it? Damn.:lol:
 
Lots of guys store a little chipotle powder under their thumb nail for assorted occasions.
Don't be embarrassed.

Looks great j.

My wife and I have the perfect symbiotic relationship.
We both cook, both don't clean, and then one day one of us gets fed up, kicks the spouse and kids out of the house for a few hours, cranks the tunes VERY loud and takes care of the mess.

Cleaning the kitchen is far less work than entertaining 2 young'n in public for a while!

It's therapy, and it works.
 
Yummy lookin queso Jay. Eat. Fascial. Repeat.

TB called. He want his measuring cutting board back.

I on the other hand, have five dirty fingernails myself.
 
I was too hungry to take a shower before I ate. I did wash my hands several times, but not well enough. Oh well. TB would like this queso I think.
 
I would mao on that queso like a giant Texas shithouse rat!

If there was any left after I'd eaten it I'd throw it on the ground and roll in it like a dawg!
 
I'm not sure why but I feel like thread needs a hot dog

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And a bun with mustard...

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And some cheese with baked beans on the hot dog

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What have I done? That's homemade peach lemonade with vodka so I can qualify for the drunkeeeen chef

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nowadays - since THP has gone extremo mango - posts where the images are local no longer make sense when they come in text-only email ...

versus for instance those w/ hosted (photobucket etc) images, which have links in the emails ...

SD posts in text only email are pretty special ...
 
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