I hear ya GM! In my dream house I'd have one cleared "for photos only" countertop! hahaha
Today, I'd settle for just one plain old cleared countertop - anywhere!!!!!
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I hear ya GM! In my dream house I'd have one cleared "for photos only" countertop! hahaha
Today, I'd settle for just one plain old cleared countertop - anywhere!!!!!
You still have all that PBR wall beer, don't you? I'm not coming over if there's no beer.
Dude.
That just ain't right.
Check your BroMan Handbook.
It clearly states under Rule 17 that "When Bro A is visiting Bro B's crib, visiting Bro A is required to bring with him no less than 1 full rack of previously chilled beer. Bro B is only responsible for chips, pretzels, pork rinds, lil smokies, and free access to a fully stocked liquor cabinet, as well as unrestricted use of Bro B's microwave."
I should also point out that under Rule 23, "residing Bro B does have authority to restrict Bro A from bathroom privileges and may require Bro A to piss behind the bushes by the pool."
can't wait for fall ... nothing makes me happier than urinating outside w/ a humidity-free breeze in back ...
That's damn funny!
Do your avocado's have a lingering bouquet of ammonia?
I can only dream of having an avo tree in my back yard.
Its just too damn hot here.
Yesterday I was at Home Despot and they had a dozen of them for sale.
WTF? I never see them growing here.
The Avos are delicious.
Like smooth creamy haas, with a blend of sum, 5-o, and bear urine, but only the tasty parts.
My property is in an old avocado/mango orchard (for lack of a better term).
I have 3 ancient avocado trees, and 2 ancient mango trees that produce copious amounts of fruit.
After clearing out 2 of each to make play room.
A good problem to have.
Less than 5 hours till box wine time, tb. You can make it.
Sounds like a standing rule.
I recently implemented a military rule.
No beer/whiskey until I've done some semblance of exercise,
So I run M W F and lift weights T R Sat.
Sunday is day of rest.
It's a great plan, it works!
Like smooth creamy haas, with a blend of sum, 5-o, and bear urine, but only the tasty parts.
My property is in an old avocado/mango orchard (for lack of a better term).
I have 3 ancient avocado trees, and 2 ancient mango trees that produce copious amounts of fruit.
After clearing out 2 of each to make play room.
A good problem to have.
Less than 5 hours till box wine time, tb. You can make it.
Sounds like a standing rule.
I recently implemented a military rule.
No beer/whiskey until I've done some semblance of exercise,
So I run M W F and lift weights T R Sat.
Sunday is day of rest.
It's a great plan, it works!
Can't help but wonder what might be coming from FD and Sum over yonder ...
Which is sick, cause my SOTM is still sticking to my lungs on it's way down ...
It was made with love ...
And dessert was, too ...
This will disappear before I return from work tomorrow ... magic!
Which is sick, cause my SOTM is still sticking to my lungs on it's way down ...
It was made with love ...
And dessert was, too ...
This will disappear before I return from work tomorrow ... magic!
Holy crap GM.
You cook like my wife.
She goes to make a PB&J and dirty's every dish, pot, pan, and counter top in the kitchen.
Along with a small army of silverware.
You cook like my wife.
She goes to make a PB&J and dirty's every dish, pot, pan, and counter top in the kitchen.
Along with a small army of silverware.
You've got it all wrong man ... I clean as I go ... That's how it ends up when D. cooks w/ me - hence the picture =) ...
I'm not complaining though, because I don't have to do them today ...
dude you have no idea. i sometimes just cook so there not 76 things to wash after. its funny i can cook wash and put up most things while im cooking.but my woman gets lost in the wonders of the world needing 23 pans 17 forks and 34 knives and 2 spoons to make soup and a grilled cheese,lol.. im for real though!! and i dont care if she ever sees this i run this house,lol. but for real im serious. im cooking right now have pork marrying and vegies cut sitting in the fridge in the pot they going to get cooked in soaking up the spicies i added. by the way any dish i used is washed waiting to be used the next time. last time i talked to her she said "ill make dinner" and went outside to her garden havent seen her in awhile. she out there messing and playing with chickens and looking at all the wonders ,lol
LOL Sic....Is this post sponsored by Skyy? I kept staring at it trying to decipher the code like one of those old magiceye 3D photos from years ago. Once I stared at it long enough and went crosseyed, I finally could understand.
I find great relief in hearing about others and this situation also. I thought it was just my lady, but knowing that at LEAST 2 others experience the same thing, Its safe to assume from these other 2 confirmed accounts that its this way across the board... or at least in my head it is for now on.
I clean as I go. I wipe the counter as I spill. Clear and rinse dishes no longer being used. Put things away as you are done using them.
Her on the other hand, there will be butter out, 17 spice containers that remain out even after having used them. Knife sitting directly on the counter that was used to scoop the butter. Sauce splatter. Crumbs. 1500 various pots, pans, and dishes strewn about... every ingredient that is used remains out through the whole cooking process from start untill meal consumed.
The rule "I cook, you wash" does not apply in our household. I ain't pickin that short stick!