food The Drunken Chef

Nice job with those shots GM!

But I think you need to try another one...just to perfect your skeels! ;)

This fast enough for you?

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I think that's about as good a job layering as I'm going to be able to get ... coming off the ice-water bathing vodka shooter glasses WITH ICE this time ... nobody called me out on the missing ice water last time ...

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Danielle is going to make some potato soup while I work ...

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I cut up some 1st time trying pods from outside ... I think that's a mirasol, an aji benito, a golden cayenne, and a cobra maybe - i should know, but i'm too drunkft too look at my seedling receipts ...

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More as this story unfolds ... or comes undone ...
 
TB - the cake shot is a much more effective panty-dropper ...

that being said, we're in it to win it ... and i need to achieve layers in our preferred chubby shooters ...

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now, 4 ducks farting later, imma supposed to balance this thing carefully in my wonderfully non-stick pot w/o causing massive damage ... this ought to be special ...

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here we go ...

ok, ok ... potato soup app before grilling some meat ...

pre-deploy ...

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post-deploy ...

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serious feminine art ... i must of been a lesbian artist in another life ... or maybe it's from Danielle's past ...
 
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garnish ... bacon, raw onion, and finely diced raw over-ripe butch t ... so fragrant ...

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mine ...

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D's ... note the OCD ...

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works w/ saltines ...

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so we seasoned it w/ some additional salt and smoked paprika before storing the leftovers ...

now it's time to shower, duck fart, and grill some chicken and steak ...
 
Oh shit that looks good. I like D's OCD shot! Bwahahahahahah

We will be making a version of that, on accounta there's NO RECIPE.
Just poctures of Wallets, Kitchen droids, layerd farts, and Potatos in Hot water. :dance:

We'll wait awhile tho cuz we don't eat soup when it's warmer than 80°. LOL
 
Have no idea the ratios but I'll do it more scientific on the follow up mission ...

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Grilling not happening, but cookies are ...

Off to the recliners after a nice round, half-dozen duck farts ...
 
Texas Cookies.

I don't know them.

Reckon we need a poll up in here though.

Duckfarts vs Cake shots

Biggest panty dropper?

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TB's typing in tongues again......! :rofl:

As for the poll, I can't weigh in yet as I haven't had a Cake shot yet. YET.

But perhaps Scovie's interested in doing some research?
 
Cake Shot = Panty Dropper, hmmmmmm going to try this tonight

Well after a long week of work, satday morning work and now home, few beers after work, and then engagement party tonight, thought i needed a substantial lunch for the booze to be had tonight.

So RIbeye steak, whole lotta of eggs, mushrooms and and some bird seed bread

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Cake shot were the cause of both of my children... just sayin'.

Yeah but mrs. JayT drank those.

You were sober like a Mormon both times.

Hey y'all.

I just remembered I red solo cupped it with vodka and grapefruit juice last night!

That means I get to post legit here. WOOT!

Some woefully forlorn slightly freezer burned shrimps. Notice the gift of Scovie chile powder sent all the way from the PNW.

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Black Betty is a strange and fickle mistress. She has to be involved with everythang.

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I butterflied and then halved the shrimps.

Run away G, thats fresh ground black pepper!

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Scovie's powder ain't all that hot but dang is it tasty!

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On a corn tortilla with some queso jalapeno and a splooge of Baja sauce.

CHINGON!

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That felt good!
 
Oh holy hell...

It's just 8AM and this thread is already Roman Candelling!

Nice Prawn-cos TB. I don't know the exact meaning of chingon, but, I know what mouth-fisting is.

And I would mouth-fist those chingon Tacos.

Just a trip to the Farmers Market, a stop at the hhwiskey store, and we'll be cutting up some Schicken wing-dings, plug in the iPad into the outdoor entertainment center, and we'll be pourin....

Camera batteries are charging. It will be a good day.
 
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