food The Drunken Chef
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In your hand, sir??????? 
screwing around with the computer isn't in the cards at this point ...
however, tapatalk is drunkft friendly, so ...
more another time ...
however, tapatalk is drunkft friendly, so ...
more another time ...
Yeah, so ... apparently I was entertaining last night after a trio of white russians ... including some very special open mouth snoring in the recliner while D was trying to watch some back eps of some shows ...
I was surprised to see my camera was out this morning ... and relieved to see that there were no pictures on the CF card when I checked earlier this morning ...
There was apparently a small sampling of chocolates ...
And I've got a bunch of lunch servings ...
add gravy ...
coat and protect ...
dose with a little smoked paprika and bam, drunken chow ...
which was good ...
hopefully i can get to some other goodies later on today ...
I was surprised to see my camera was out this morning ... and relieved to see that there were no pictures on the CF card when I checked earlier this morning ...
There was apparently a small sampling of chocolates ...
And I've got a bunch of lunch servings ...
add gravy ...
coat and protect ...
dose with a little smoked paprika and bam, drunken chow ...
which was good ...
hopefully i can get to some other goodies later on today ...
I got wasted last night and bought a meat grinder and a sausage press ... fortunately I was able to cancel the sausage press this morning ...
The meat grinder can stay ...
The meat grinder can stay ...
Yeah ... I woke up this morning and there was an Amazon purchases email with a composter, a meat grinder, and a LEM 5lb. sausage stuffer kit ...
The first I've been meaning to buy for some time, the second I've recently decided I wanted, but the 3rd I've never wanted and have no clue what I was thinking ...
The grinder had shipped by the time I peeled my eyes this morning, but I was able to cancel the sausage stuffer (thankfully) ...
The Amazon iPad app is dangerous ...
I drunk ordered a pinata from Mexico, and had no idea until it arrived. I hung it up in the back during a small BBQ and we beat the crap out of it. It was full of chocolate pesos and some weird Mexican chicken lollipops called Paleta Alvbro Pollito Asado. $108 well spent. Boom.
two words ...
chili. grind.
=)
chili. grind.
=)
spending money when you are fucted up is so fun!! nothing better in the world to be full on all your vices ,pocket full of money and go shopping. i like to buy tools and equipment that i use once like every 4 years. but thats not bad since if you need them then you half to have them. i bought 3, 60 dollar harmonicas one time,lol. i played a whole 15 minutes in my life before that purchase.i shall stop here before i really make myself look like a ass 
the stories get really dark after this point 
the stories get really dark after this point 
Most of my online purchases get made drunk. That's the only way I can buy new toys and not feel guilty for spending the money.
"I'm fulcken wastid I dun even cur
" *purchases large ticket item*
I always seem to have plenty of money when I'm drunk. But that selfish drunk guy always ordering stuff leaves my sober self broke as a joke.
"I'm fulcken wastid I dun even cur
" *purchases large ticket item*I always seem to have plenty of money when I'm drunk. But that selfish drunk guy always ordering stuff leaves my sober self broke as a joke.
spending money when you are fucted up is so fun!! nothing better in the world to be full on all your vices ,pocket full of money and go shopping. i like to buy tools and equipment that i use once like every 4 years. but thats not bad since if you need them then you half to have them. i bought 3, 60 dollar harmonicas one time,lol. i played a whole 15 minutes in my life before that purchase.i shall stop here before i really make myself look like a ass
UM HUM......like the top of the line.....only three in the US.....clearing saw.......
that you just HAD to have...................
............and have used twice.
I hope D doesn't see this ...
The list of things I've purchased (with expedited shipping because I need it NOW) that I've not used is enormous ...
The list of things I've purchased (with expedited shipping because I need it NOW) that I've not used is enormous ...
Are you sure you're not my wife?
Our entire garage is filled with her shit.
Who needs 6 sets of differnt' plates?
It's gadgets for me ... I have a problem w/ the shiny ...
ive used it more than twice there lady! and you mind your own business!
im also not liking your post because i ignore nonsense
Got a problem?
Tell it to The Kah, Anejo, amigo.
44 shekels. Full bodied. 80 Proof. Butterscotch notes right up front followed by hints of apricot and apple with a lingering finish.
Don't even think about using The Kah for mixing, or with salt or lime. Only a dang fool would do that.
This bitch wants to be skulled.
I am the Ayatollah of Guacamolah!
Dig it.
I could eat a whole horse trough of this sheeit.
Salmon cakes Black Bettyfied.
With a little shredded cabbage, some lime squeezin's n' pleazin's, the salmon, and some of my homemade tabby green on a cornhoolio'd tore tillah.
Eat this and you too will bark like a dog and crawl on your belly like a reptile.
Awesome fish taco!
Don't forget the spiceenesxct.
Tell it to The Kah, Anejo, amigo.
44 shekels. Full bodied. 80 Proof. Butterscotch notes right up front followed by hints of apricot and apple with a lingering finish.
Don't even think about using The Kah for mixing, or with salt or lime. Only a dang fool would do that.
This bitch wants to be skulled.
I am the Ayatollah of Guacamolah!
Dig it.
I could eat a whole horse trough of this sheeit.
Salmon cakes Black Bettyfied.
With a little shredded cabbage, some lime squeezin's n' pleazin's, the salmon, and some of my homemade tabby green on a cornhoolio'd tore tillah.
Eat this and you too will bark like a dog and crawl on your belly like a reptile.
Awesome fish taco!
Don't forget the spiceenesxct.
you mind your own business!
YOU, sir, are my business!
TB........nice.........WRAP?.......whatever, I like it!
Spank that man! He likes that kine oh 'thang.
A wrap?
You too?
I swear you can't live with these people!