food The Drunken Chef

[JayT]

Shoot em' and cook 'em!

 

[Scovie]

Those damm deer. why are they always at that same spot at the corner of your deck?

You're feeding them, aren't you!

 

[JayT]

SHHHHOOOOT THEM!

 

[Scovie]

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[geeme]

Um, Scovie, I think the idea is to have quantities of deer meat available after they are shot...... LOL

 

[JayT]

He doesn't eat hooved rats.

 

[Scovie]

I like my deer meat to taste like beef.

I would rather eat hippie food than deer. True story.
AND STAY OUTTA MY YARD!!!!!!!!!

 

[JayT]

 
 

I would rather eat hippie food than deer. True story.
 

 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

 

[texas blues]

I would rather eat hippie food than deer. True story.
 

 
Ima' send you a whole case of soyrizo.
 
Enjoy, hippy food lover.

 

[Scovie]

Isn't Soyrizo made with deer meat?

 

[texas blues]

Isn't Soyrizo made with deer meat?

 
Only the meat surrounding the butthole.
 
Try some and posty that sheeit up.
 
I reckon then we'll see the new Scovie version 2.Doh!

 

[JayT]

I am waiting for them to come out with soy bacon.  Then TB will change his tune.

 

[Scovie]

Mmmm looks chewy.

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"Pig out intelligently" Like all real-bacon eaters are stupid.

 

[texas blues]

I am waiting for them to come out with soy bacon.  Then TB will change his tune.

 
Plah!
 
You sir can eat my taint!
 
You know that no man's land of a spot?
 
Located between the choo choo and the woo woo?

 

[JayT]

I know where it is, and I know where I am not going.  And that is anywhere near your smell butt.  I have heard about you hippies and you're smelly bowel movements.  No wonder YOU invented Tales From the Loo!

 

[Dorkasaurus]

You guys are too much.  Have none of you ever had Bac-Os? (or any other imitation bacon bit... all soy)

 

[JayT]

I cannot believe that this thread has to be resuscitated.
 
I give you my half hippy pizza with pitcher of margaritas.  Half hippy because it has a whole wheat crust.
 

 

 

 

 

 
 
Let this never happen to this thread again.
 
 

 

[LUCKYDOG]

Nice Save J ! 

 

[HigherThisHeat]

Lovely pie! And also a good save indeed

 

[Scovie]

You must have oven gremlins. The first pic shows the pepperoni all nicely spaced, and the second pic has them misplaced and all cattywonky. Or I am just drunk. either way, nice save Jay.