AlabamaJack said:Hey Dan, is TB still around?
A legend is always around.
AlabamaJack said:Hey Dan, is TB still around?
JayT said:He's here in spirit, let me see if I can summon him.
Edit: message sent, we'll see if he replies.
JayT said:HK I am hungry after seeing those pics. That is my kind of cook. In fact, If you look back at my history in this thread, I promise you will find that exact cook a half a dozen times. I would love to try the rub you have perfected. Care to sell a spice bottle of it? Great work man. I was also taken aback at first when you said you had cans of bourbon. Then I saw it was the Jack n cole
Hells Kitchen said:
Good business idea there my friend The rub contains 3 secret, yet obvious ingredients I've found myself fingering it while hungry for snacks and it's almost all gone, but not to worry, was easy to make and have it memorised off the top of my head.
Tonight's bbq while drinking. Goddamint it took me 2 tries to start the coal thanks the stupid billion km/h winds, honestly this is the windiest town in the universe the freaking coals did not light so had to get my white lighter cubes out again and they all crumbled to shit and the remaining intact ones blew overboard in Hurricane Dickface and now I have jet fuel crumbs all over my deck
second time lucky the coals were roaring like a bitch in no time but delayed my cooking so had to cook while me shows on TV were on at the same time, and I forgot to put the jalapenos on so the bacon wasnt as crisp as I wanted it
JayT said:Awesome looking meal. Bacon looks plenty crispy to me!
Hells Kitchen said:
the freaking coals did not light so had to get my white lighter cubes out again and they all crumbled to shit and the remaining intact ones blew overboard in Hurricane Dickface and now I have jet fuel crumbs all over my deck
JayT said:He's here in spirit, let me see if I can summon him.
Edit: message sent, we'll see if he replies.
texas blues said:
I'm sitting on the toilet with my laptop on my knees right now as I'm posting to the THP Forum.
I challenge anyone to beat that.
Okay my bad.
That's only been done about 5 hundred thousand times.
SmokenFire said:
Nice to see you checking in again TB. Hope all is well out on the ranch.
+1The Hot Pepper said:My fave haiku yet!