food The Drunken Chef

grantmichaels said:
DC needs to finally evolve into AC (Affected Chef) once and for all and free everyone from the ridiculousness that is posting hundreds of pictures w/ booze ... because it's legally stupid.
 
I worked ophthalmology for 8 years, and one of the surgeons used to point to my sloppy handwriting in hackish shorthand and ask me "Can you imagine how that will look to a jury when it's blown up and printed to a full size easel?" ...
 
Sticky pink pussy discharge at the margins ...
 
DC would need to go "implied" for my participation - proving my worth to Scovie shouldn't mean laying down a record of regular boozing to work against me when I get in a car accident while I'm damn sober.
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GM. don't like the topic of a thread or the general way a thread is leading down do all those who actively participate in the thread a favor stay out of it and don't read it. This is my favorite thread on this entire forum and honestly its been a lot of fun over the years. That is exactly what it is a FUN thread. If you don't like it start one about nuns and hot pepper recipes see if its half as entertaining to read as this one. It has its guidelines deal with it or don't post in it period.
 
 
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I have to end it in drunken chat fashion 
 
BOOOM
 
ItBurns said:
GM. don't like the topic of a thread or the general way a thread is leading down do all those who actively participate in the thread a favor stay out of it and don't read it. This is my favorite thread on this entire forum and honestly its been a lot of fun over the years. That is exactly what it is a FUN thread. If you don't like it start one about nuns and hot pepper recipes see if its half as entertaining to read as this one. It has its guidelines deal with it or don't post in it period.
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<3's ... I don't think you've earned the right to that opinion ...

frydad4 said:
 
What are you using for a pen??? 
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A fat one!
 
 
 
 
 
 
EDIT (for posterity): Originally wrote: "Always very specific ... at once office we had to write in black and the Dr wrote in blue, so that he could separate his findings from ours ... at another, it was "only black" for everyone for xerox reasons ..."
 
Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed or is this a clever way to bring life back to the thread?  
 
Yuki had her hand (edit:paws) at some DCin' yesterday... She chose whiskey for her poison and lipstick as her meal. 

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I'm not getting into a debate.  This is a drama free thread. All I will say is that the morality police are looking for you and you don't want them to know if or when you are drinking then a thread with the name Drunken in it may be a dead giveaway.   I am just going to say that I am drinking and have decided to combine several of my favoritedest things.  Chicken, bacon, bbq sauce, peppers, and booze.  Years ago when I was a kid I had a sandwich like this at a restaurant with my mom and it became my favorite sandwich.  It is a grilled chicken breast (I did this one in a pan) that is thin (I butterflied mine) and covered with cajun seasoning and then glazed with bbq sauce.  It is put on a roll (potato for me) then piled high with bacon and cheese.  I used Monterey Jack, and I added slices of jalapeno and more of the bbq sauce.  The drink is my staple, vodka with sweet tea.
 
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ItBurns said:
GM. don't like the topic of a thread or the general way a thread is leading down do all those who actively participate in the thread a favor stay out of it and don't read it. This is my favorite thread on this entire forum and honestly its been a lot of fun over the years. That is exactly what it is a FUN thread. If you don't like it start one about nuns and hot pepper recipes see if its half as entertaining to read as this one. It has its guidelines deal with it or don't post in it period.
 
 
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I have to end it in drunken chat fashion 
 
BOOOM
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Dude, you're the EF Hutton of THP!

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ONWARD AND DRUNKWARD! :drunk:
 
Never seen that brand of alcymahol before.  Looks suspiciously like softdrink... :eh:
 
Hang on, is GM posting in the wrong threads again...hmmmm.  I'll search and see if I can find the 'well hydrated chef' thread...
 
Poking fun.  But where's the grog?
 
 
 
 
 
Disclaimer.  Nothing I say can be used as evidence to back up any theories of aliens building the pyramids or of elves raiding my fridge of all my beer.  Also nothing I say can be taken seriously as I may or may not (authors discretion) be shit faced drunk.  So there.  The author also reserves the right to as many drunk edits as he feels like.  Or as many as he can intelligibly process.  The end.  For now.
 
It's all cool and the gang y'all.
 
No need to have a bouncer on premise or 86 anyone.
 
GM, we still love ya' man.
 
Ya' know, while initially it was mandatory to be drunk when posting, the rules have relaxed over time to where its fine to simply post while drinking although the alcohol in question should still be posted.
 
Don't feel like drinking and cooking?
 
That's cool too as there are other threads for that like "Last Spicy Meal" et. al.
 
And as for Jay, vodka and sweet tea with a bacon chix faux burger?
 
If I ate baconz and chix I'd hit it like a pinball machine.
 
Busch orange can and Hornitos is flowin'.
 
Stay thirsty mi amigos.
 
Disclaimer: I like a little make-believe with my reality.
 
When I first tried to make some healthier twerks, I had a sense of humor about it ... we'd noted the saturated fat on the kobe burgers and thought to rotate some more bird into the diet ... this came with wheat, too ...
 
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I mean, what can I say ... it's not the same, but you know ...
 
I tried like hell to like it, I mean, I really tried ... I got drunk and threw down and even tried some photo drama to help it (short of lowering my standard to encompass any Instagram vintage processing) ...
 
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But it's not the same, and so the next day at work I took corrective action ...
 
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That's a Square 1 kobe burger w/ applewood smoked bacon, bourbon carmelized onions, gruyere, and booyah, a fried egg ... you need to do this on Sunday before the game, late brunch, after a DC night ...
 
There was a night when I must have thought latkes would be improved by melted cheese ...
 
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Which is not true, FWIW - you don't just mess with potato pancakes ... like mac 'n cheese ... and biscuits and gravy ... and turkey and mashers ...
 
I haven't cooked sous vide much lately, been cooking these filet mignon roasts from TJ's ... they are too easy, too awesome to bother ...
 
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We eat that often ...
 
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I actually WASN'T drunkpft when I decided to soak waterchestnuts in Worcestershire and Lethal Ingestion (capsaicin) for this burgers ...
 
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Scoville DeVille said:
Back to posting the weeks meals in one frigging post, with LOADS of Gatorade, and all your high falutin'-over-educated-sober-speak???

Grant Micheals. Now on 'Permanent Auto-Ignore'.

(It is just the internet after all).

I HEART you chicken sammamich Jay.
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Whatcha drankin? :lol:
 
Here's how you proper posty in DC.
 
First, get a guud buzz going say after 7 hosky's and 6 shots.
 
Go to the freezer and grab the plastic bag with the clippy 'thang on it that has a dozen questionable 3 month old fish sticks that your wife bought but won't eat now.
 
Take a pic of the booze.
 

 
Toss the fish sticks in the oven @unknown temp for long enough to not forget them. When and IF they are done, slap them on a corn tore tillah wit' some scheeze, shredded cabbage, pickled 'peno's, and some cilantro for drunken foo foo.
 

 
While you're mao'ing your of questionable origin fish stick taco, splooge a shit ton (official SoFlo measurement) of sriracha into a bowl of ranch dressing for dipping on the side.
 

 
When done, jump back and kiss yo' 'sef and marvel in wonderment that you didn't destroy the kitchen or burn the house down.
 
Have another shot. Straight from the bottle.
 
Rub your dawgs belly and go to bed before bad things happen.
 
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