TMI TB TMI!!!!!!!!!!!
texas blues said:jajajajajajajajaja....
All my critics are fat dudes.
I'm lean and mean.
And ripped like Bruce Lee.
I also know kung fu and other Chinese words.
mrs. blues is magically intuitive.
She can tell when I've been eating asparagus.
But somehow she's only keen to that revelation while performing a certain 'sekshul act.
When out in public she's the trophy wife.
Behind closed doors?
She leaves me drownin' in the swirlin' cesspool of my own deviant desires.
All of it deniable in court as the evidence has been 'swaller'd.
nyuk nyuk nyuk!
What was the topic again?