food The General Taco thread. All things taco.

JayT said:
You are right, you know what?  That is beautiful poetry.  Now where is that sumbitch?
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Sleeping. He shifted to Aussie hours to see if it would improve his cooking.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
:rofl:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
tb....................... we luv ya
 
The Hot Pepper said:
"Those stinkin' bastiges can do no wrong! Ass-paragus on a boiger? I say why not! Extra stringy please! With lettuce guac and ketchup! What? FB just made that? Throw it on the ground I say! Next to Grant's Searzall chingadera."
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JayT said:
Hear me now, bleed me later, those Aussie/Kiwi/SoFlo bastiges shit better than I eat.  I'd slide down a razor blade studded rail just to lick the pavement where the trash truck that took away their garbage just stopped!  Those guys are like Nostradamus, 500 years from now someone besides me might recognize the genius that is them.  For now, jump back and genuflect three times on how inferior we all are.
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Both of you guys have mastered the TB Tongue, just have to work on the double spacing.
 
JayT said:
Hey, I'm about to drop some baby bok choy in your contest, I might just take some grief for that one, but so what?  Who wants to go play some Plinko?
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love the shit out of some baby bok choy. sauteed in some butter n seasalt. Hellz yes.....GM on a diet lol, I heard this shit like 6 months ago we see how that's going  :rofl:
 
 
Edit: not that I can say shit i've put on 20lbs
 
D3monic said:
 
love the shit out of some baby bok choy. sauteed in some butter n seasalt. Hellz yes.....GM on a diet lol, I heard this shit like 6 months ago we see how that's going  :rofl:
 
 
Edit: not that I can say shit i've put on 20lbs
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I lost eight pounds since then, but I have like 42 more to go and I'm behind schedule ...
 
Then I'll start the second half ... lol.
 
Seriously ... I'm on a diet.
Honestly, yesterday it took like 4-5 hours reconfiguring the house so that I wouldn't lose access to the bench/weight's for adding the freezers ...
 
jajajajajajajajaja....
 
All my critics are fat dudes.
 
I'm lean and mean.
 
And ripped like Bruce Lee.
 
I also know kung fu and other Chinese words.
 
mrs. blues is magically intuitive.
 
She can tell when I've been eating asparagus.
 
But somehow she's only keen to that revelation while performing a certain 'sekshul act. 
 
When out in public she's the trophy wife.
 
Behind closed doors?
 
She leaves me drownin' in the swirlin' cesspool of my own deviant desires.
 
All of it deniable in court as the evidence has been 'swaller'd.
 
nyuk nyuk nyuk!
 
 
 
What was the topic again?
 
grantmichaels said:
with asparagus, and the scenario you present, there's definitely a golden shower joke in there somewhere ...
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I like to swim in the surf but no.
 
I don't get down with water sports.
 
Unless I'm on a raft at sea in the doldrums.
 
And 45 days in waiting for rescue.
 
After that a hippy grass smoothy might be appealin' n' sheeit.
 
And also in the same category as mentioned.
 
mrs. blues would be keen to tell that as well.
 
But I'll tell you right now.
 
She'd spit that sheeit right out.
 
Probably in my face as retribution.
 
And I wouldn't blame her.
 
texas blues said:
jajajajajajajajaja....
 
All my critics are fat dudes.
 
I'm lean and mean.
 
And ripped like Bruce Lee.
 
 
 
 
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lol i've seen that gut hanging over the flat top
 
best watch out drinking and cooking 
 
next thing you know that's not the burgers you smell sizzling
 
jajajajajaja
 
texas blues said:
 
I like to swim in the surf but no.
 
I don't get down with water sports.
 
Unless I'm on a raft at sea in the doldrums.
 
And 45 days in waiting for rescue.
 
After that a hippy grass smoothy might be appealin' n' sheeit.
 
And also in the same category as mentioned.
 
mrs. blues would be keen to tell that as well.
 
But I'll tell you right now.
 
She'd spit that sheeit right out.
 
Probably in my face as retribution.
 
And I wouldn't blame her.
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I'm happy to forward you my Easy Green for a while ...
 
http://www.easygreen.com/
 
I LOL at the very thought that I ate wheatgrass for a few weeks, now.

D3monic said:
 
lol i've seen that gut hanging over the flat top
 
best watch out drinking and cooking 
 
next thing you know that's not the burgers you smell sizzling
 
jajajajajaja
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i have the gut, not TB ... TB is fly weight ...
 
TB deprives himself of beef to provide substance for singing the blues ...
 
grantmichaels said:
 
 
i have the gut, not TB ... TB is fly weight ...
 
TB deprives himself of beef to provide substance for singing the blues ...
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I had to dig long enough to constitute stalking
 
I guess you are right sir,
 
For some reason I remembered that as a gut.
 
There was a pic when the kiddo was over and he was in a blue tank top cooking in the garage with the flat top
 
 I could have sworn had a gut but maybe that was someone else. 
 
Anyone else have a flattop in the garage?
 
 
Thats me in the blue scrubs.
 
TB's daughter on camera duty.
 
And I look fat in that pic.
 
I'm walkin' around at 160 soaking wet out of the shower.
 
I'd be 154 but mrs. blues thinks I'm too thin at that weight.
 
My own dear sweet ma says the same 'thang.
 
 
Women.
 
Rumor is ... TB showed Andre how to flat top ...
 
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And Andre did in kind and taught the TB how to conk his hair - and how to Dougie ...
Or maybe he taught Katt Williams how to pimp ...
 
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And KW returned the favor, I can't recall.
 
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