food The General Taco thread. All things taco.
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Those are called flour tortilla's Sherlock.
You're on drugs.
There are 2 kinds of tortilla's in this world.
Flour, made from wheat, tortilla's.
And corn, made from duh...corn.
You like to be liking the wheat.
Scovie likes to be liking the hhhhhwheat.
Scovie likes to be liking the hhhhhwheat.
I got hhhalf a 5th of HHHHornito's in the pantry.
I got another quarter mag I keep in the The Blues Laboratory.
Still another mag of it stashed behind the Marshall.
And then the skull bitch, KAH, sitting by the guitar stand.
I got another quarter mag I keep in the The Blues Laboratory.
Still another mag of it stashed behind the Marshall.
And then the skull bitch, KAH, sitting by the guitar stand.
Negative buckwheat!
The mag in The Blues Laboratory gets a daily workout.
I just don't drink AS MUCH as I used to.
I just sip.
Might take me 3 little bumps on the bottle to = a shot.
Lasts longer.
Tastes great.
Less filling.
Sounds like hippy speak
My Grandparents and dear old Mamacita are rolling in their graves right now because I am even posting in the same thread as the words "wheat" and "tortilla" together.
HHHCorn FTW!
And my Grandpa wouldn't let me in his house if he smelled corn tortillas on my breath.
Corn tortillas were for "poor people".
HHHCorn FTW!
And my Grandpa wouldn't let me in his house if he smelled corn tortillas on my breath.
Corn tortillas were for "poor people".
Well then I reckon that makes me a corn fisting hobo.
Behold the new satanica pandemonium, The Kah.
Its my new favorite tequila but I shall only break it out for special occasion's. Like a monday or tuesday. Teh Hornitos is still my favorite session tequila.
Forget the price and the skull schtick. This magical elixir is velvet smooth and like cognac. Sip a shot of this grog and then look down. See that little bump on the right side of your crotch? That's a 3rd testicle growing. That's how good this tequila is! Ima' run to teh lickah' sto' and get me another bottle.
Hit it!
What's this?
Texas Trinity = garlic, onions, & xalapas. Add some olive oil, diced red bell, and some freezer burnt bay shrimps.
Get yerself Black Betty'd.
Splooge liberally with mae ploy and sriracha.
Give it the cornhoolio tortilla treatment.
Dang.
I axadently spilled some xalapa ranch on it.
We put that sheeit on ever 'thang.
If this was my last meal on this earth I'd be cool and the gang with it.
Now which pair of Birkenstocks am I going with today.
Clogs or Lord boards?
Damn Photoshite ate my KAH pic!
The commercial hard shell taco was invented by Glen Bell at Bell’s Hamburgers and Hot Dogs in San Bernardino, Ca. The original McDonold's (where I used to hang out when I was a teenager) was just up the street and Bell wanted something to help him compete with them. Bell sold the FIRST hard shell taco with ground beef, lattice, tomato and shredded cheese to a man in a suit who on first bite split the shell and spilt juice on his sleeve that dripped on his tie. Bell thought the guy would be mad but he just said "That was good. Give me another one." He sold the hamburger stand and started Taco Tia, a Mexican fast food stand. He sold all his Taco Tia stands and started Taco Bell.
[sup]cazadores >>> hornitos. not that I'm arguing with anyone who stashes tekillya behind his marshall 
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