food The Last Great Pizza Thread

[Genetikx]

Believe it or not the taco pizza in the background is the real winner. Despite the appearance of the crust, the interior is quite thin

 

[Scovie]

Love me some pep-jala-pep pizza but I was eyeballin that one in the background. They both look killer! Nom!Nom!

 

[texas blues]

People don't think.
 
That pizza be like it is.
 
But it be.
 
The peno pepperoni pizza.
 
Is taking hostages.
 
The taco pizza.
 
Is his girlfriend.
 
The lettuce.
 
Is the fake baby.
 
I'm all up in there.
 
Like its free table dance night.
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I've got the dollops of sour cream ready to hit that taco pizza

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

I've got the dollops of sour cream ready to hit that taco pizza

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
no thanks 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[texas blues]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
no thanks 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Cacique.
 
Mexican style.
 
Sour cream.
 
Cilantro it.
 
Lime juice it.
 
Squeeze bottle it.
 
Splooge it.
 
I done it many time.
 
So good.
 
You'll cook.
 
Butt naked in the kitchen.
 
At 2am.
 
Sometimes.
 
I've been accused of being.
 
Lewd and suggestive.
 
Negative.
 
I am not.
 
I only suggest it.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Hey GIP, in other words
 
butt rocket

 

[texas blues]

Hey GIP, in other words
 
butt rocket

 
 
Within.
 
Some mens.
 
Dialogue.
 
Therein.
 
Lies beauty.

 

[SmokenFire]

Alfredo, bacon, jalas, artichoke, mushroom, onion, garlic, chicken, parmesan, fresh mozzarella
 

 
Thin cracker crust crispy at the edges and just a bit fold-y in the middle.
 

 

[dragonsfire]

Yummmmyyyyyy !

 

[outlaw]

Looks so good SF! That cracker crust looks mighty fine!
 
 
Reminded me of a recent pie I did: 
 
-Homemade dough
-Fresh mozz
-Romano/parm mix 
-Black olives
-Fresh garlic finely diced
-San marzano tomatoes 
-Some fresh black forest ham sliced thin from the butcher
-Volcanic peppers "Hot Italian" spice blend dusting 
 

 

 

[SmokenFire]

Great looking pie outlaw! 

 

[Ashen]

They both look fantastic.

Outlaws is close to perfectly topped for my tastes, but it is only a hair's breadth off.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

SNF, that's so nice of you to honor the Bum with the Maine pizza shape!

 

[SmokenFire]

SNF, that's so nice of you to honor the Bum with the Maine pizza shape!

 
My pies always look like some rorschach test when rolled, despite my efforts to the contrary. 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Oh you didn't honor him?? Bastard!!!

 

[Ashen]

I thought it looks more like Indiana.

Amoeba forever!

 

[dragonsfire]

Turkey Pizza Pie
 
Havarti, Cheddar, Chipotle, Harrissa.
 

 

[outlaw]

Alfredo, bacon, jalas, artichoke, mushroom, onion, garlic, chicken, parmesan, fresh mozzarella
 

 
Thin cracker crust crispy at the edges and just a bit fold-y in the middle.
 

 
 Ralphster, my brother, is there any way I could bum your dough recipe off you? There is a place in Nebraska called La Casa that has the best pizza I've ever eaten and I can't replicate the crust for the life of me. Thin cracker-type crust with a chewiness thats hard to match. 

 

[texas blues]

Cracker crust is my favorite.
 
I've made and eaten it.
 
A thousand times.
 
But I don't reckon.
 
That its much chewy.
 
More crunch and less chew.
 
Chewy would be more thin crust no?