"Where's that cheese you made me listen to that story about? I don't see it." ... knowing it was substituted with a totally different cheese ...
"Shouldn't you have started working on your dough already?" ... knowing work has me by the curlies right now, and that I'm having to move my schedule back/around ...
"What are these baggies doing on the counter?" ... knowing the reason is because I put some peppers into some in the fridge, but setting me up to bitch at me for getting moar peppers ...
LOL