contest Throwdown Smacktalk
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salsalady
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The Aussie Bastiges are a formidable group in there own right. That is...when they sober up long enough to show up and post. I entertained the thought of joining the SoFloPosse but reckoned that would be too much awesomeness for a single t-down thread and could potentially rip a hole in the internetz thereby unleashing all manner of destruction from the cyberspace rubicon. Were I to go over to the Pacific NW Hippy camp, same 'thang but a little more bizarre. I would accept an invitation from AJ and any other Texican brethren but would be ridiculed non-stop as I am not actually living there and I would be compared to holly growing on a mesquite tree in a parasitic/host relationship. Naay, my DNA sadly doesn't grock to any other linguista other than the voices in my head which only speak Tex-Mex border slang and can only be heard above the wah wah wacka wacka guitar twang generated by cheap '70's porn music. Therefore, I must humbly walk my own lonely path. I'm a rogue. A loner. A rebel. I make my own rules! And I break 'em! I'm the sheriff of my town and I call the shots. I say what's what and dadgummit people better listen or there'll be hell to pay!! uh.....mrs. blues just rolled up in the drive way. I gotz teh go...she's comin'!!
If you Google "alligator meat", you'll find several options. I had fried alligator (cubes) at a restaurant that used to be in Houston once. It tasted okay, but was chewier than I prefer. You likely won't be frying your burger, but I definitely recommend checking out some recipes and reviews before ordering any. It's not gamey, and some people compare the flavor to chicken or frog legs. I thought it had a unique flavor of its own.
... so that means you'd accept an invite from little-ole me, a fellow displaced Tejican?
Lord....I shudder to think what Kentucky brings to mind!
Geesh - google "alligator recipes", and a whole schlew of stuff comes up - grilled, fried, louisiana, cajun, smoked, gourmet, baked. And for the gamers, an "interesting" recipe site: Steamed Alligator 
That looks like FD4's patio bathroom door the next morning after a party! That's how Gator Nation rolls
Gator, hmmmmph! My sister has 2 gator ponds in Tejas just north of Corpus. No big deal. Taste's like chicken. Better bring more than that! You Aussie bastige's got some crock burger....that would be better! Even better...KOALA burger!!!
millworkman
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Gator tail is an awesome meat. Wish they sold it locally more often than just when UT plays Florida. 
AlabamaJack
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invite is open brother...once a Texican, always a Texican...
... even though he's not living? Might start stinkin' up the place pretty quick....
Yeah I would give Koala a go but them bloody hippies would get their recycled knickers in a knot, I tried Croc not that interesting really
so far I have had:
(Aussie bush tucker)
Croc
Flying Fox
Turtle
Honey Ant (you eat the back sack)
Green Ant - very yucky
Kangaroo
Wallaby
Witchetty Grub - cooked not raw
Emu
Snake
Stingray
Goanna
salsalady
eXtreme Business
Well, I think your best odds are ..goanna....
as in... "you're goanna leave the chips out as the Brits got that covered.."
and like ..." you're goannna put a whole lot more of this-that-and-everything" on the platter ....and don't bother to get all chippy in your slippers...