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While taking a shower, Yoda slipped on the soap and broke his leg. It hurt so bad he let out a yodel and now he has to ride his pet goat everywhere he goes.....
(That could have gone a little different way... :rofl: )
 
Labrador, Lemon, Light
 
It may sound crazy but it is a CATfish afterall. I use a small mouse (rodent) for bait.



Trailer, termite, hotel
 
The trailer had been nearly eaten to the ground by them damn termites. Been in this fucking hotel sense the end of March.



Fun, hope, dinner
 
The albumin we used on the architects aardvark proved fatal. Aardvarks need blood serum derived from argentine ants.




Pyrethrin, glow-stick, hemroid
 
I know people that would smoke a bobcat in a bong full of giraffe piss if they thought it would get them higher.



monkey, dribble, kayak
 
Cheese made from rhino milk is wonderful as a queso on Mayan tacos served with a mango chutney.


Acorn, moist, dish-towel
 
Dried, ground, almond endocarp or marzcapone can send your taste buds into the stratosphere or onto the sofa if inhailed.



Vegimite, kangaroo,saurkraut
 
To hell with paper dolls. I've moved onto a porpoise, a space ship,and a baby's arm holding an apple. My sissors have skills.



Sludge, pineapple, toupe
 
Thanks for playing guys. This is a hoot for me!


Have you ever been kicked out of a Laugh club for rolling midgets?



canola, salamander, gondola
 
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