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Trying to swim this time of year can be tricky and a bit childish, but with hot chocolate undercover the shivers will soon subside.



Cookie, pinecone, bobbie-pin
 
Her hair up with a bobbie-pin, boobs nearly frozen like a pinecone, she whipped up a cookie dough that would make a lumberjack cry.




Thanks, stuff, uncle
 
Uncle Jack had to go to the hospital after getting his hand stuck when he tried to stuff the Thanksgiving turkey.




Curry, elephant, spice
 
In Napa the other day for some wine and cheese tasting. Was gonna take a hot air balloon ride, but my thyroid had other plans.





Ghost, slober, earwax
 
My grandfather's ghost tried to contain his slobber while his ear wax squirted all over the towels he was using.
 
beaver, Hercules, apple
 
I like turkey so much that I set my horse on gallop and rode right through the bad weather on thanksgiving.



Grape, wart, kraken
 
My two meter graphite fly rod has givin me high expectations, but I still suck at flyfishing.



Olive, sultan, monkey
 
I was more friendly with the loppers after I threw a tuna sanwich at my growling belly.



Dishwasher, whiskey, turtle
 
The dishwasher went on the fritz after my snapping turtle puked up some whiskey inside of it.
 
skeleton, amazon, decoration
 
The skeleton that I reconstructed out of last nights bbq ribs have me wondering if I could sell them on Amazon under demented decorations.



Cotton, spanking, emu
 
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