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Granny was a stock broker by trade but aspired to join a rollerblade gang and raise hell all over the world.
 
lucky, fence, dangle
 
The burglar wasnt too lucky as the police found him caught on the neighbors fence dangling by his you know what!



Queen-riot-handcuffs
 
It was a riot to see the queen in handcuffs. He was wearing a yellow speedo and was covered in peanutbutter. :rofl:




Bullet, dried, hovercraft
 
My hovercraft sprung a leak after a bullet tore a whole though the bottom, so later that day I had to patch it with some dried mud.
 
I captured a little space alien in my back yard last night. After heating up the grill I added some sage and cooked up a big batch of doofus cakes.





Yank, sprocket, banana
 
Toad the wet sprocket made a comment on my banana, but I'll make  a gametime decision after I yank it.
 
crockpot, jewel, aftershave
 
Supper in the crockpot, aftershave smellin swell, jewel all squeeky clean, ready for date night.




Bread, groggy, shovel
 
Feeling a bit groggy after a night on the town,i grab a shovel a begin to dig a grave for a stale loaf of bread.



Arthritis,Egypt and spitoon
 
My cousin picked up an awesome spitoon from Egypt. The weird cuss claimed if ya rub chaw on your hands you'll never get arthritus.


Ointment, flapjack, monical
 
While having blueberry flapjacks for breakfast i noticed using my monocle that accidentally applied an anti-itch ointment on my flapjacks instead of maple syrup.



Japanese-aardvark-jelly
 
My Japanese friend, Li, regularly applies copious amounts of Rasberry-Habanero jelly to his pet aardvark.
 
Perspicacity-cementitious-dielectric.
 
Thinking herself full of Perspicacity she ran for office. Finding her message rather dielectric in nature and laking truth, America turned more towards utopian idealism that seemed more cementitious to them.



Plastic, wishes, honesty
 
Out of honesty my grandmother always tells us that she wishes for a plastic cutout of Jarrod Carmicheal after she blow out the candles on her birthday cake.
 
tortilla, bake, gallop
 
I bake some, I fry some, hell I even boil me some tortillas as I gallop from salsa to hot sauce to pepper powder and back.



Trinity, gourd, candle
 
Rymerpt said:
I bake some, I fry some, hell I even boil me some tortillas as I gallop from salsa to hot sauce to pepper powder and back.
Trinity, gourd, candle
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Trinity, gourd, candle
 
We had to explode the shed and hire a rodent cowboy to wrangle the stragglers or the rats would've eaten all the grain.
 
 
Sweater, Pooch, Hummus
 
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