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After I ate all that ice cream I had chest pain so took a nitroglycerin for relief and was left sweaty and smelling like vinegar.
 
Polarity, Organizations, Xylophone
 
My new girlfriend from Newfoundland, though smart as a whip, suffers from Trichinosis and has a slight sombre hue.



vile, dust, pecan
 
Ralph is so xenophobic that he hides in a cave away from the sun. He claims a tan will compromise his ethnicity.WHAT A TOOL!!!


foam, tuba, porcupine
 
A lady discovers an alligator in the ladies room on a recent visit to change her tampon she threw a lubricated condom at the beast.



Boomerang-rice-milkshake
 
After loosing to Serena in tennis, I thought I had signed up for a vasectomy but instead was a orchiectomy and replaced with a butternut.
 
Seismology, Vestment, Empirical
 
Well he pissed me off! The reason why he suffered a lobotomy from the skee-ball I bounced off his head.



Quarter, marbles, spider
 
A bunch of us kids werd in an alley pitching quarters and playing marbles having fun,when we noticed a black spider we all ran away from there.



Cinnamon-nuclear-ring
 
Saw a rapid dog the other day head completely engulfed in foam call animal control and then finished my rainbow sherbet.



Dynamite-fleas-onion
 
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