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Use these three words

He put on his gloves, picked up his fly-rod, and scented the bait with eyeshadow. Who know if that will actually work.


Paw, epilepsy. Cobra
 
I once saw a show where a mongoose with epilepsy slapped the shit outa a cobra with his ninja paw.


Tasmanian, rhinestone, chapstick
 
The Tasmanian tiger became extinct due to heavy mining of rinstone gems, and chap which is used to make chapstick products.


Conger eel, Bacon, xylophone
 
My conger eel and bacon recipe is gonna have to be revised. The last time I filleted one of those bad boys I was playing the bones like a xylophhone.



Splitpea, steeltoe, specticals
 
Rymerpt said:
My conger eel and bacon recipe is gonna have to be revised. The last time I filleted one of those bad boys I was playing the bones like a xylophhone.



Splitpea, steeltoe, specticals
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while i was eating splitpea soup i was rudly interupted by an anoying  geek with taped specticals by which i kick him squarely in his :silenced:
 
beer,landmine, ammunition
 
Ajijoe beat me to it.
 
Shaken beer cans make great landmines, but pretzels make poor ammunition. 
 
 
 
Basil, jeans, guitar. 
 
i was playing guitar in public and i soiled my jeans ans tried to cover up the smell with fresh basil from the nearby garden
 
For the Ausse above if you wanna reply
 
bullroarer,digerydoo,coopers(beer)
 
Mate, I tell ya, playin me Didgeridoo while flyin a bloody bullroarer ain't easy for a boagan Aussie like me, but all the Coopers I been drinkin sure helps!!



Baywatch, Yankie, NASA.
 
They had to put a yankie in space so that the satilite was set to baywatch for NASA.


grapefruit, daisydukes, burlap
 
Grapefruit is best enjoyed whilst wearing Daisydukes made from burlap (I love that word).


Ketchup, Vegemite, Taco.
 
Even a vegitarian won't eat vegemite, so I had to use ketchup to enhance my taco. The cupboard was bare.



Dust, esophagus, churro
 
While eating my Churro, icing sugar dust got stuck to the inside of my esophagus and I ended having a coughing fit.



Suit, coaster, greyhound.
 
Oh my god, you would think a guy in a suit would know to use a coaster. The fker just left a ring on the bench at our beautiful greyhound station. ARRGG



Cummerbund, zippo, gerkin
 
Rymerpt said:
Oh my god, you would think a guy in a suit would know to use a coaster. The fker just left a ring on the bench at our beautiful greyhound station. ARRGG



Cummerbund, zippo, gerkin
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some strange fellow in a cumberbund tried to light a gerkin with his zippo, i guess in his mind it was a cigar??
 
colonic,pissbeer,flashmob
 
Yesterday I was part of a flashmob that all speed chugged a gallon of pissbeer on the steps of the whitehouse. Yuk, tasted like a freakin colonic.



Capers, sap, temperpedic
 
After a meal of Capers and Anchovies I sat down to watch the same poor sap tell me the news. Then it was off to bed on my "Tempurpedic"(?) matress.


Knock, who, knock.
 
The pizza man he knock, the Avon lady she no knock she ring bell. "Listen lady, who robbed you? Just the facts please."


Fingerprint, AA batery, astro-glide
 
She made sure she hid the evidence of her naughty evening alone. Astroglide back in its place, fingerprints removed from the bed head but she forgot the AA battery under the bed..........and he found it!!!



Tree, blind, tissue.
 
Tree blind mice, tree blind mice, wait that's tree not three. I had to grab a tissue and clean my glasses.



Shotgun, elbow, creamcheese
 
Tree blind mice, tree blind mice, wait that's tree not three. I had to grab a tissue and clean my glasses.



Shotgun, elbow, creamcheese
 
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