No worries SL
In my case, when the guy I was referring to fails to pick up the phone promptly, the phone calls roll over to one of us, meaning we have to take that extra call they would have done, and several of us have had to walk through this guy thru how to create even the simplest work ticket, who to send it to, etc., even two years and change into the job. And the emails we try to get him to do, he ignores our requests to do them, and when he grudgingly does a few here and there, asks us a million questions on what to do. He's resorted to calling one of us, since he thinks there's no evidence of what was said/done if it's done over the phone. When he doesn't do what others request of him, my entire department gets yelled or thrown under the bus because one person failed to do their job, since the other departments make no distinction between individuals in my group, so when one person screws up, then in their mind, the entire department is a collective screwup. And considering I work for the gov't, firing someone is nigh impossible (I've only seen it done once successfully after that person was caught red-handed committing multiple felonies), and requires stacks of written and documented evidence as to why this person should be let go, complete with dates and times of what they did, when they were spoken to as to why they did wrong,what was done before to attempt to correct it and why they didn't do that even, that they acknowledge it was wrong and that they wont do it again, and in the case of the person I was referring to, he does just the absolute bare minimum to avoid that, so on paper, he's on the good graces of HR. Other than that, he's usually off in the weeds working on personal projects he was asked not to do (but which he'll never admit to), being almost unreachable by phone, email, etc. In one case, it took my boss more than 2 hours to reach him, for something that can be done in about 5 minutes, even by him. So basically, he plays the system, collects a paycheck every two weeks, and is taking up a slot, when the rest of us doing our jobs refer to him as an oxygen thief, when someone who's far more eminently qualified and worked their butts of has waited years for a position like the one we have, and this kid rolls in, with a resume almost certainly written by someone else, 18 certifications that aren't written the paper they're printed on, and a work background that is at-best anemic and hilariously ill-suited to my department.
And the problem with me not doing my job for a month or so is to prove a point, that I take pride in my job, and doing it to the best of my ability, and I'd feel legitimitely bad if I didn't do something to deserve my paycheck, and that I'd turn into the very thing I despise. This guy, in the eyes of my supervisor, has only just risen to the level of being considered marginally adequate, after more than 2 and a half years on the job. Last night, he freely admitted he had no idea what an entire department did, one we're in frequent contact with, and which we send tickets to almost daily. And this was over a ticket we've dealt with so many times over the last two years, that the rest of us can effortlessly route it blindfolded with one arm tied behind our backs, and beaten about the head with a baseball bat, but he still had to ask us where to send it, and what the department (the one he originally thought would work on it) did.