Sickmont

Sickmont

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  • rainbowberry
    That's really nice that you do that, I mean there's not really anything embarrassing to ask for apart from Tampax or Pregnancy tests, I knew a friend who bought thrush cream for his girlfriend. Men are so shit at guessing sizes with underwear so it's always best to ask first.
    rainbowberry
    I felt so put on the spot and just thought, 'You bastard, I'll get you back for this'. Hey you really are a proper gentleman buying personal stuff, I thought my friend was just one of a kind. It makes me seem pathetic, when Con was younger and did a lot of swimming he had a verruca on his foot and I got some stuff from the chemist and I don't know how many times I said to the pharmacist "It's for my son, he has got the verruca".
    rainbowberry
    Oh that reminds me of years ago when a male friend and I popped into the supermarket at lunchtime and he bought Tampax for his girlfriend and to save time we put both our lots of shopping through together. Anyway he was chatting away to the very friendly lady on the till he knew from shopping in there before and when she passed him the Tampax he said "I guess that's my weekend of fun gone out the window then". Then she looked at me and smiled sympathetically thinking I was his girlfriend, I was so embarrassed, I looked at him as he was just about to explain that I wasn't his girlfriend but when he saw the look on my face he just grinned and shut up. I could have killed him and could only get him back by saying "We forgot to get a 3 pack of those small fit 'things' from the mens section for you darling".
    rainbowberry
    Apparently it was too late to run and hide, he told me he said something along the lines of "Hi, um, these arn't mine, I'm just picking shoes out for my Mum" He said to me afterwards, "Oh God, she thinks I'm a some kind of crank that likes to choose high heels for his Mum" It was hilarious. Some men still hate to go underwear shopping though.
    rainbowberry
    I missed you too, it doesn't matter if I have a really busy weekend like I did, I still miss you. Con and Mum went out with me to buy some new work stuff. Poor Connor spent over half an hour in a ladies clothes shop handing me various different pairs of high heels and one of the girls he likes from school caught him walking across the store with a pair of stilettos in his hands.
    rainbowberry
    Hello! My friend told me at the weekend that caterpillars go into hibernation when they get cold, so him sticking to the stick I was prodding him with probably wasn't him sticky from decomposing, he might have been alive but just fast asleep and I chucked him away to die if he wasn't already dead. Oh well serves him right for shitting in my lettuce.
    rabbit
    I didn't forget about talking bro. I've just been busy. If you ever want to have an in depth conversation soon let me know. Kind of fun sometimes. I just have a tendency to get sidetracked..lol!
    rainbowberry
    You're too nice to me. I just can't smile in pictures unless they're with other people because it looks fake. I have two pics of your face, I've seen 3 of you though.
    rainbowberry
    That's why I thought it was the Simpsons at first then, like one of those halloween specials. Hey that photo is awful, I look like I want to kill someone. I have my alien eyes there and hair like a tiger.
    rainbowberry
    Yeah he's just changed it from Futuretonix :confused: to Futurama, I've never seen it, all he said was it was like the Simpsons. I saw your message on the HSB thank you, sorry about the photo, I just put a random one on.
    rainbowberry
    Stuffing eh? That's a naughty word really. You need a good massage.. on your back. Connor has just seen your avatar and wants it, he's trying to explain where the cartoon thing comes from but he can't think of the name, he said it's somewhere where they are in space.
    rainbowberry
    It sounds like a great day. I love the way you fell asleep on the floor, did you miss the sofa? Oh dear if you came round mine it would be Paxo stuffing out of a box, even then I'd have to follow the instructions carefully.
    rainbowberry
    Aw he's like me, a bit scatty. He had another South Park one with Kenny sitting on the loo reading a magazine and he was surprised that wasn't deleted too. Welcome to England today, you need a license to breathe.

    Anyway, tell me exactly what you did yesterday, like eating, drinking, family wise.
    rainbowberry
    Is it offensive? Apparently it could be offensive to fat people Con was told. Fine if most people see it like that... just I didn't.
    rainbowberry
    I've e-mailed it. I'm pleased she didn't look through his MP3 player with the rude song that his friend bluetoothed, he'd have been marched home. The thing is they're not meant to have camera phones at school but the last teacher I spoke to said as long as they don't go off during lessons then it's OK. At least I didn't put your old avatar on his phone. He's put the picture straight back on that was deleted as it's on the computer.
    rainbowberry
    I've been trying to get the picture to show you but it looks like I'll have to e-mail it as I can't seem to do anything with Photobucket at the moment. I wish I had her number, silly cow.
    rainbowberry
    I'm still here cupcake, oh OK I wasn't for half an hour as I had a few phone calls to make and once when I was on the phone they asked what the noise was in the background- only me tapping away on the PC to you. I did notice you'd changed your avatar again. Talking about that you know I said about Connor losing his coat and phone but it was found? Anyway he got them back yesterday but the teacher who gave his phone back to him told him that she'd deleted one of his pictures. The cheeky cow had gone through his phone. She said one of his pictures could be seen as offensive. I said to Connor I hope you told her that I downloaded it on your phone for you. There was jack shit wrong with it, if I had her number I'd show her what an offensive picture looks like.

    Ah.... I feel better now, rant over.
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