Nah, I have one for assault on a WPC, but the problem was I did it on another WPC when on a 12 month suspended sentence and it had only been months gone. I was going to say it wasn't serious assault, just a slap or kick but that's bad enough. The first WPC in court asked for me not to have any kind of punishment. I had to pay a fine, well compensation to her. The second time the judge never asked for compensation, maybe because she slapped me around the face first. I got 18 months probation. This was years ago though, but God I regret it more than anything.
It was Zero 7 Destiny that was playing as I got to the second round about after coming out of the interview. LOL, I'll try and post in the right place now.