Fuck me, you've just given me the biggest laugh of the week, thank you so much for that. I haven't got sharp teeth but I have got sharp nails. I doubt Murph would bite you, he's a man's dog, as long as you show him you're the boss he'd be OK.
But Murph's evil with strangers so I hope it works, I really worry that he'll go for someone he doesn't know one of these days, yet he's so gentle with us.
Murph's got dissolvable stitches as he was very aggressive and they couldn't get him out of the kennel at first, he hates strangers so we're gonna have to take him to classes to get over it, a bit like a dog shrink.
They want to know how I'll give them a good night, LOL.
You should see Murph, he's got a collar on decorated in pink paw prints and can't walk anywhere without bumping into everything, it's so funny to watch yet so cruel to laugh.
Ah yeah, your bed made, clean sheets. Our hotel offers a goodnight guarantee, yeah I get many comments about that one as I have to tell all the guests that we offer one.
It sounded like a Texas accent, I assume that's down south? What miserable weather here. It was nice to get out though today, even if it was just shopping, it was nice to have a change from sleeping, eating and a hotel.
Yeah OK thanks. It's quiet without Murphy here today, he's gone to the vets for the chop. Connor's been teasing him all morning saying in an American drawl, "You can't be a man with no balls".
Yeah that's fine. I will miss you online anyway as a text doesn't say as much as one of these messages do. When you're on holiday, as we call it, I'll be doing my 6 days a week at work but I'll certainly keep in touch. Teatime for me now but I have a day off tomorrow. So see you after shopping. xxx
I'll have to text more often. I'm sorry if I don't always reply straight away but most of the time it's at night or I'm busy at work. I always feel happy though when I see the texts from you.
Well obviously I wore shoes to walk to the restaurant, only the staff my side saw me without them, it was either that or not walk at all as my shoes were killing me. It was useful not having shoes on when I had to lob myself over the reception desk after the lock on the door broke, I had to grab a chair, take a step and make a jump, I bet that looked good on the CCTV in the restaurant.