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  • I miss my EX...... But my aim is getting better.
    Gotrox
    Gotrox
    A semi-auto and a 100 rd drum and you won't be missing her long.
    Cayennemist
    Cayennemist
    If you watch Breaking bad, they show you how to get rid of a body.
    When will my dog get the hint that my leg "just wants to be friends".
    jsschrstrcks
    jsschrstrcks
    Once they start that, only behavior modification training will work... the same sort of things you do to break them of pooping on the floor.
    texas blues
    texas blues
    Its a doggy dominance thing. He's asserting his dominance over you telling you who is boss. You have to show him that you are the alpha male. When he does it, firmly but gently put him on the ground, get on top of him and put your hand firmly on his throat. That'll show him who is the boss of who. And its not a sex thing. Bitches do it too.
    jsschrstrcks
    jsschrstrcks
    Tb is right.

    He doesn't see you as his boss if he's into your leg like that.
    Why do we feel safe under blanks? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking " I'am gonna ki...- ahh damn! He's under a blanket."
    Gotrox
    Gotrox
    I don't feel safe under blanks.
    I feel safe with a mag full of lead.
    How do you get a sweet little 80-year old lady to say the F-word? Get another sweet little 80-year old lady to yell "BINGO!"
    When in a crowded elevator,say loudly: " I hope i fixed it this time.
    growhot36
    growhot36
    I tend to point out the expired inspection sticker and ask if we will suffer a water landing...
    And how can a SLIM chance and a FAT chance be the same.
    3/5King
    3/5King
    A slim chance means there is very little chance that it's happening.

    A fat chance means that you have as much chance as a fat man picking up that hot women...which translates to a slim chance lol
    standbyandfire
    The shinebone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
    JDFan
    JDFan
    Also found that Big toes are for finding the corner bricks of the fireplace !
    Chile Juju
    Chile Juju
    And little toes are great back up!
    Lady Sic
    Lady Sic
    Well, just be thankful the shin bone found the furniture before the whole body catapulted over the furniture resulting in a face plant into the hearthstones that resulted in $2500 copay for the dental work.....just sayin'
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