What'cha talk'in bout Willis?
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Why is the Lone Ranger called "Lone" if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
Alchohol doesn't make you FAT....it makes you LEAN....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Slugs are homeless Snails.
LOL has gone from meaning "laugh out load" to " I have nothing else to say". LOL
"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billon stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"
They are the gimmes,spammers,flybynighters. I feel you Green!
They are the gimmes,spammers,flybynighters. I feel you Green!
"Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."
"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.
When a girl say's "whatever" she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.
If we are what we eat, then i'm fast, cheap and easy.
Never run away when you see a bear,unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
Stomach feels good today!
A snail can sleep for three years.
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the joy of companionship, its the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friend.
Nobody ever drowned in sweat.
Ate first whole Superhot pod (Savannah 7 pod - mother plant) yesterday. It's a mean SOB!
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