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texas blues

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  • texas blues
    THP Memo: Don't chop chile's without a hand condom and then pick your nose. Bad juju. Yeah I did it. It burns and I liked it a little bit too in a kinky sorta' way.
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    Pariah
    Pariah
    Good call, frydad4! I cut up some habs barehanded, threw them in the pan and ran to pee without washing first... I won't make that mistake twice! Caution must also be taken by those who wear contacts. Again, personal experience...
    Zoli
    Zoli
    If you cut up some hot enough peppers, washing your hands is not 100% pee proof. Even if you wash it properly, five times, some oil will still be there.
    Pariah
    Pariah
    ^This is VERY true! Even with gloves on, you can always count on there being SOME oil somewhere that will get onto a sensitive part of your body. Ever wiped the sweat off your brow after working with hot peppers? Never fails!
    texas blues
    If I fry a piece of salmon is it salmon fried salmon or is it chicken fried salmon?
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    texas blues
    texas blues
    maybe lime beiurre blanc
    RocketMan
    RocketMan
    You could always make a Salmon Veloute and then infust that bad bouy of a sauce with some of The Captains Sauce for a little sumsum that will really kick it up a notch ;)
    texas blues
    texas blues
    Too late. I'm 4 beers and 2 bumps deep. I'm gonna' just start tossin' sheeit around.
    texas blues
    Mother Nature just pulled an April Fool's. Thunder & lightnin' ever where but not a single drop of rain. Very funny. Bitch!
    Pepperjack91
    Pepperjack91
    Don't you talk about my momma like that
    texas blues
    texas blues
    Whatchoo' talkin' 'bout Willis? You raised by wolves?
    texas blues
    I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna' take it anymore! That's it! I'm gonna' cook and eat some burgers tonight dammit!
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    geeme
    geeme
    Who the heck weighs their burgers at home anyway???? I say go for a manly burger - one that's at least half an inch thick after cooking. A BEAST!
    salsalady
    salsalady
    +++ to geeme!!! Man Up and EaT some MEAT!!!
    texas blues
    texas blues
    Burger mission executed and complete.
    texas blues
    Next up: jalapeno quinoa tabouleh.
    geeme
    geeme
    Next we know TB will have a quinoa garden in his back yard...
    SumOfMyBits
    SumOfMyBits
    That would make a beautiful front lawn, G.
    texas blues
    texas blues
    Negative on the front lawn Sum. Stupid HOA. Reminds me I got to go and cut a tree down that's too close to the house.
    texas blues
    Why do womernz shave off their eyebrows and paint them back on afterward?
    texas blues
    White Castle vs. Krystal.
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    texas blues
    texas blues
    Yeah if heaven means I have to eat like a hippy in order to get in the gates then I reckon I'm going straight to hell now.
    SumOfMyBits
    SumOfMyBits
    It's awl ova' now... awl ova'!
    geeme
    geeme
    I think I just threw up in my mouf just a little, from even reading about this again...
    texas blues
    mrs. blues is Seattle. Sent me a pic of her eating fish n' chips at Ivar's. BITCH!
    meinchoh
    meinchoh
    She goin all Tampa on you again??
    Scovie
    Scovie
    Ivar's??? I thought she was a Skipper's fan? That's just cruel. Send her a pic of your middle finger with your thumb ring on it!
    SumOfMyBits
    SumOfMyBits
    You should come hang out in SoFlo... give her a thumb-ring up with a huge pan of paella as your backdrop.
    texas blues
    Chico mucho frio. Chico don hava electrico sinz lass night. Electrico onleiest coming on 1 hora ago. Chico hottub like hockey rink ahora. Chico esposa bery upset with Chico because no have agua caliente.
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    Scovie
    Scovie
    Haven't you heard? Ambien is the hippy Margarita. Last I heard, TB was gonna start a AC Thread... "Ambien Cheffing". But all he posts is avocado Salmon spread on WW tortillas at 5:00 in the afternoon. Proper dinner hour for the Jerry Attricks and before Ambien cocktail hour. Mañannañannaaaaa zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    texas blues
    texas blues
    Chico lovee hot tub. Chico gon back to agua caliente again. Chico say y'alll beetches. Chico love hot tub.
    Scovie
    Scovie
    Ambien... Another one gone to the Hippy drug....
    texas blues
    Changing my name to Chico and only going to post in the 3rd person. Chico like to be liking dis much.
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    Jeff H
    Jeff H
    All I have to add here it that TB has finally lost his mind entirely. It started long ago, accelerated when he sold his truck for a Subaru, and now it is totally gone.

    That is all.
    JayT
    JayT
    He ate sausages yesterday. This is what happens when he does that. His mind gets overloaded with meat joy and he loses it temporarily. He will eat some hippy crap tomorrow and he should be fine.
    texas blues
    texas blues
    Chico busy. Chico now have hot tub heating up on back porch. Chico soon gon be warm and happy and Chico's THP frens be bery bery cold.
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MarcV
MarcV
"It’s said that 1 pod will spice seven pots of stew."

I'm tired of reading this... 🤔
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Doctor Scoville
Doctor Scoville
lovely to see plans for 2026 being developed. Mine are in progress too
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Downriver
Downriver
@wayright Happy Birthday, Kev! Hope all is well.
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Doctor Scoville
Doctor Scoville
How many opened varieties of hot sauce do you have opened at this moment. I stop myself at 8 at a time. not including other spicy condiments.
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ThrowHeat
ThrowHeat
Happy National Yo-Yo Day. It's been a little bit since I've been on here. I hope everyone is doing well these days.

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