Ok, I'll end this right now with my best beer quotes that I've dedicated to memory over the years:
-"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."--Ernest Hemmingway
-"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."--Winston Churchill
-"He was a wise man who invented beer."--Plato
-"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill ....Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."--His reply
-"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."--Henny Youngman
-"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."--Benjamin Franklin
-"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
-"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."--Humphrey Bogart
-"I drink to make other people interesting."--George Jean Nathan
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
-"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."--Dean Martin
QuadShotz said:
Here's one for the Passow Pizza.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry
LOL. Tis trues I tells ya!