food Make your best taco.

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

Sodium
120mg/Tbs  Wishbone ranch dressing
 
155mg/Tbs Hidden Valley Ranch dressing
 
how much of that jeek sauce do you usually splooge onto your plate ?

 

[texas blues]

Sodium
120mg/Tbs  Wishbone ranch dressing
 
155mg/Tbs Hidden Valley Ranch dressing
 
how much of that jeek sauce do you usually splooge onto your plate ?

 
 
 
Never had Wishbone Ranch.
 
And don't use HVR.
 
The jeek?
 
I never put salt in tzatziki.
 
The garlic more than makes up for it.
 
I cook with very little salt.
 
The condiments that I use.
 
Generally have more than enough.
 
The fact is.
 
Most commercial processed foods.
 
No matter if its ranch dressing.
 
Or ramen noodles.
 
Have too much salt/sodium.
 
I try to limit that scheeit.
 
Too bad so much of it.
 
Tastes so goodern' hell.

 

[dragonsfire]

I remember this one, still have them some ware.
 

Rice seems to last forever, if you keep the critters out of it.
 

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

Lent Fish Tacos; 3 ways (hot, mild, & traditional)
 

 
Fantastic lunch on a lovely Friday afternoon 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

 

[texas blues]

Got a fish taco?
 
Be a lot cooler if you did.

 

[texas blues]

Ya' know.
 
I did that Matthew McCaunghey quote.
 
Because hes Texan AF!
 
Born in Uvalde.
 
UT Longhorn fan.
 
Lives in Austin.
 
The Monument Cafe.
 
About a mile from my casa.
 
King Ranch Casserole.
 
Which is really a taco casserole.
 
And a traditional Texas dish.
 
 
 
 

 
Matthew is just a regular guy.
 
And a well loved native son round these parts.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if I bumped into him at HEB.
 
Or Whataburger.
 
I'd cook for him.
 
I don't reckon that will ever happen.
 
 
But it'd be cooler if it did.

 

[Ashen]

 

[texas blues]

Ash.
 
Today.
 
You win the internet!

 

[fishhead]

M. MC. Quote (while we're on him): Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

Yep......

 

[texas blues]

What if.
 
I took a flour tortilla.
 
Splooged some tomato paste.
 
Shredded scheeze.
 
Threw down some ham.
 
And pineapple.
 
And baked it in the oven.
 
Would that be a Hawaiian taco?
 
A Hawaiian quesadilla?
 
Or.
 
A taco Hawaiian pizza?
 
Or is it Hawaiian taco pizza ham pineapple non binary trans fluid something or other?
 
Doesn't matter.
 
 
I have a pineapple.
 
Ready to be cored.
 
And ham.
 
And flour tortillahs.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

i think it depends on how you fold it 
a tostada may be loosely translated as an open face sammich but it's not a taco.
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

tomato paste?

 

[texas blues]

i think it depends on how you fold it 
a tostada may be loosely translated as an open face sammich but it's not a taco.
 
 

 
 
Its in the oven now.
 
I don't know what it is.
 
Folding?
 
I ain't folding scheeit.
 
Samuel L. Jackson - "This ain't laundry motherf#@%$!!"

 

[texas blues]

tomato paste?

 
Si senor.
 
Bettern' sauce.
 
Think peanut butter.
 
But made from tomato.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Texas

 

[texas blues]

And yeah.
 
Because.
 
Texas.
 
But I dream.
 
Of Hawaii.
 

 
Don't kid yourself y'all.
 
This smells killer out of the oven.
 

 
Now grindem'.
 

 
It ain't really Hawaiian.
 
But close enough.
 
For the fantasy.
 
 
Ono kine.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

what in the drunken college kid wannabe master cheffery is that !?!
 
that's not a pizza or a taco !
why didn't you just use whataburger ketchup as your sauce instead of opening up a can of paste!?
 

 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 

[texas blues]

what in the drunken college kid wannabe master cheffery is that !?!
 
that's not a pizza or a taco !
why didn't you just use whataburger ketchup as your sauce instead of opening up a can of paste!?
 

 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 
 
Say Whataburger one more time!
 
I dare you.
 
I double dare you mf'r!!!!!!!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Looks like school pizza the janitor made after smoking all the grass from the agriculture club.