My Badass Burrito!

Hey y'all.
 
I love tacos and tortillas in general and some would argue that the burrito is nothing more than a bigass taco.
 
I pity the fool that believes that.
 
The way I see it the good people of Mexico invented it and gave it to us. Muchas gracias.
 
Today the burrito as we know it has evolved from its humble beginnings.
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrito
 
To call it a taco is just wrong. Its bigger. Its badder. It has a shit-ton(official SoFlo measurement) of stuff in it. Taco's are small and dainty. Ever seen a taco the size of a 3 year old toddler's leg?
 
And what does that mean for chile heads and THP?
 
Simple. 
 
You can put a whole lot more of hot stuff in it or serve it up "wet" and on top.
 
And who doesn't like a bigass burrito? NOBODY.
 
Especially peep's that   and you know who you are.
 
So bring it y'all.
 
I want to see a BIGASS BURRITO!
 
Make it  the size of the Alaskan Pipeline.
 
Load the hell out of it.
 
And bring the spiceenescxt!
 
 
Here's what I got.
 
MY BIGASS BURRITO!
 
I got it goin' on with red potato's in olive oil with garlic, onion, and fresno chile.
 

Then I got some other sheeit ready.
 

Then I whooped out a bigass sun dried tomato tortilla and started loading it up. Don't even think of calling it a wrap!
 

 
Get some scheeze on there.
 

 
Now roll that 'thang up. It should be the size of a house cat or a baby's torso.
 

 
You wanna' know what I did next?
 
I microwaved it!
 
Then I cut it in half and mouth fisted it!
 

 
I was full after eating just half of it.
 
But the bigass burrito was ALIVE and talking dirty to me.
 
I HAD to eat it all.
 
Afterwards, I drank another hosky and went to bed.
 
I farted fairy dust and moonbeams in my sleep all night long.
 
 
Now y'all.
 
BRING YOUR BIGASS BURRITO!
 
 
UPDATE.
 
Due to the popularity of the thread I am changing the thread title to My Badass Burrito.
 
Simply to include ALL burrito's, not just BIGASS.
 
 

 

[Scovie]

good ness lakes sake
 
i want to lay down and be rolled up into several of them
 
 

 
Sic, please keep your selfies in the 'Funny Pic of the Day' thread.

 

[sicman]

nah,, these need to be shared. i didnt work out for 3 years to get this body just for you to pick on me.

 

[texas blues]

Sic is that an old pic of you?
 
NICE TITS!!!

 

[HigherThisHeat]

Today I had burrito. Sooo happy is I

Chili.... cheese..... burrito

 

[The Hot Pepper]

A chili burrito sans rice?
 
Oh man been waiting for a saucy burrito with no rice up in here. That's my style!
 
Not a fan of the compartmentalized burrito, lol. Oh,there's some rice. Oh, there's some lettuce. Oh look, over here some guac, lol.

 

[HopsNBarley]

DAMN!
That's what a Chili Cheese burrito should be.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

YESSIR!

 

[texas blues]

Methinks there is sorcery afoot here.
 
HTH in the pic I see your left hand holding the money shot.
 
At the same time in the upper right hand corner of the pic is another thumb.
 
WTF?

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Only you would notice that... the one who forces his thumb into every shot to show off his ring.
 
That's a mirror or shiny toaster.

 

[sicman]

look at all that wonderful cheese and chili.

 

[texas blues]

Only you would notice that... the one who forces his thumb into every shot to show off his ring.
 
That's a mirror or shiny toaster.

 
jajajajajaja...
 
I make that sheeit look good!

 

[HigherThisHeat]

Methinks there is sorcery afoot here.
 
HTH in the pic I see your left hand holding the money shot.
 
At the same time in the upper right hand corner of the pic is another thumb.
 
WTF?

 
 
Good eye sir!

My girlfriend also made a (quite less appealing) burrito so to amuse her I told her I'd take a pic of hers as well

TB, Now that I think about it you'll probably dig hers more. Its a hippy burrito! Potato, refried black bean and some other stuff non-meat
 

 

[texas blues]

HTH.
 
I knew that thumb was a woman's in the pic.
 
Now the last pic is the pic you shoulda' posted the first time.
 
And it IS AWESOME!
 
Bigass Burrito Pic of the Month!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

HAHAHAHAHA
 
TB's SoyDar was was on!!!! He sensed a hippie burrito from a thumb pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I just coined SoyDar!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

[texas blues]

Wrong again metalhead!
 
Ain't no SOYDAR.
 
HTH and his gal posty'd up hot blue and righteous!
 
You keep bringin' up soy and hippy sheeit.
 
You know what that means?
 
CLOSET HIPPY WANNABE!
 
Just admit it.
 
You love hippy sheeit!

 

[Scovie]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Soydar.
 
   
 
 
Nice burrito HTH. I will take three of the one on the left please.
 
Make that four.

 

[JayT]

I'd eat either of them, but I have to question the bigass part unless they both have unusually large hands.

 

[texas blues]

I'd eat either of them, but I have to question the bigass part unless they both have unusually large hands.

 
I must agree.
 
The thread has evolved from Bigass Burrito..
 
But I don't see that as a bad 'thang.
 
In fact I should change it to My Badass Burrito.
 
Title change coming up.

 

[Scovie]

Nice move TB.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Good call. I can't stand big burritos. You need a knife and fork, and all it is, is a wrapped meal, that once cup open, is just that meal with some tortilla on the fork. No big whoop.
 
I'm not against a forker if it is sauced up with cheese and toppings (wet burrito), but I am not a fan of the huge meal in a tortilla with everything inside.