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pileiton said:
What's with tb, you and chickens? What the pluck is going on, a perverted threeway?
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No need to get your feathers ruffled.

You can play with the pecker too.

:okay..that was so wrong....but I LOVE to pun!:
 
buffing and painting my nails and watching the White Sox spring training. Nails are now dry so I can pop open the beer.

Refreshing!!!
 
You had a better shot than I did. I'd have been uncerimoniusly escorted off the premises! I'd grab all the booze I could on the way out!
 
ummmm solitude. The others are out shopping and better bring home what I asked for including beer and hot sauce. I need enough beer to just have a nice, long sleep.
 
They never brought me my butter, hot sauce or beer yesterday. Claimed these things could not be found or weren't on the list. Now if they don't get these things today I'll be p*ssed!

Come on mods, there's no challenge anymore.
 
It's nice and quiet here. Turn up the heat, lock doors and window, pull down shades. Turn off lights. Warm comforter, pillow and couch. Just gonna sleep the day away.
 
Finally they bought me beer. 1 stinking can of Labatt Blue, 1 pint, 8 oz. Drinking and typing. But they didn't buy everything I asked for that I was gonna cook with the beer so all the stingy quantity of beer is mine!
 
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